Peace all. I'm not sure this forum or the "Tickle Me" forum is best for this, but considering that most of the discussion in this area is more serious, I thought I'd post it here first. Mods let me know if this is best placed elsewhere.
As we know, the C's are far from a boring channeled source. They can be downright hilarious at times, so I thought it would be cool to spotlight their often comedic way of transmitting specific points. Post your favorite one-liners and exchanges from the transcripts.
I still get a good laugh out of this exchange every time I read it:
September 19, 1998
Q: (L) He also says: “I believe that an enlightened being is emanating love wherever that person is, and this is even without being asked. It just happens because that is what they are — love.” Comment, please.
A: An enlightened being is not love. And a refrigerator is not a highway.
Q: (L) What?! Talk about your mixed metaphors! I don’t get that one!
A: Why not?
Q: (L) They are completely unrelated!
Q: (L) What is an enlightened being?
A: An enlightened being.
Q: (L) What are the criteria for being an enlightened being?
A: Being enlightened!