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Offline Jason (ocean59)

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Re: Instances of Laughter and Humour in the Cassiopaean Transcripts
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2012, 05:53:21 AM »
Quote from: Paa on March 28, 2012, 02:05:46 AM
Had me laughing a lot.

Usually gets me every time too, I always enjoy reading the humor of the C's.

Welcome to the forum, Paa. I just wanted to mention that it is customary for newer members to post an introduction over in the Newbie's Forum. This way everyone can get to know each other (nothing personal - just a quick hello/how you got here is fine). Feel free to look around and see how others have done it.

Welcome again! :)
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Re: Instances of Laughter and Humour in the Cassiopaean Transcripts
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2012, 04:29:46 PM »
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    Q: (L) Are you still there?
    A: As always, Laura, do you think we go out to lunch or something?
    Q: [Laughter] :)
    A: You keep asking if we are here?!?

This one is my favorite!  :D
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Re: Instances of Laughter and Humour in the Cassiopaean Transcripts
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2012, 09:11:31 PM »
Quote from: LMJ on March 28, 2012, 04:29:46 PM
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    Q: (L) Are you still there?
    A: As always, Laura, do you think we go out to lunch or something?
    Q: [Laughter] :)
    A: You keep asking if we are here?!?

This one is my favorite!  :D

Yup, that is priceless. :lol:

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Re: Instances of Laughter and Humour in the Cassiopaean Transcripts
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2012, 02:50:19 AM »
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A: We have told you before: The Nazi experience was a “trial run,” and by now you see the similarities, do you not? […] Now, we have also told you that the experience of the “Native Americans” vis a vis the Europeans may be a precursor in microcosm. Also, what Earthian 3rd density does to Terran 2nd density should offer “food for thought.” In other words, thou are not so special, despiteth thy perspective, eh? And we have also warned that after conversion of Earth humans to 4th density, the Orion 4th density and their allies hope to control you “there.” Now put this all together and what have you? At least you should by now know that it is the soul that matters, not the body. Others have genetically, spiritually and psychically manipulated/engineered you to be bodycentric. Interesting, as despite all efforts by 4th through 6th density STO, this “veil remains unbroken.”

Bolded line got me laughing :P
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Re: Instances of Laughter and Humour in the Cassiopaean Transcripts
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2012, 06:54:28 AM »
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A: ...In other words, thou are not so special, despiteth thy perspective, eh?...

Bolded line got me laughing :P

One of the most commented, "you must be Canadian", signifier - end of a verbal sentence use is, eh.  :P

Don't ask me why eh.  :-[
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Re: Instances of Laughter and Humour in the Cassiopaean Transcripts
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2012, 01:48:18 AM »
Getting back into reading the Wave. This is in chapter 10.
Quote from: August 5, 2000
[Q: (L)] I would like to know: what is the possibility for Sirius to go supernova?

A: Sirius is indeed a supernova candidate.

Q: (L) Well, it’s about 8 light years away. I don’t think the human race would survive that one!

A: In the words of a wise philosopher: you would fry!

Q: (A) That’s a wise philosopher.
Wise indeed.  :lol:

For the record, I'm curious; does someone know WHICH wise philosopher, or is it just mirth?
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The C's Best One-Liners/Funniest Exchanges
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2012, 12:05:53 PM »
Peace all. I'm not sure this forum or the "Tickle Me" forum is best for this, but considering that most of the discussion in this area is more serious, I thought I'd post it here first. Mods let me know if this is best placed elsewhere.

As we know, the C's are far from a boring channeled source. They can be downright hilarious at times, so I thought it would be cool to spotlight their often comedic way of transmitting specific points. Post your favorite one-liners and exchanges from the transcripts.

I still get a good laugh out of this exchange every time I read it:

September 19, 1998

Q: (L) He also says: “I believe that an enlightened being is emanating love wherever that person is, and this is even without being asked. It just happens because that is what they are — love.” Comment, please.

A: An enlightened being is not love. And a refrigerator is not a highway.

Q: (L) What?! Talk about your mixed metaphors! I don’t get that one!

A: Why not?

Q: (L) They are completely unrelated!

A: Exactly!!!

Q: (L) What is an enlightened being?

A: An enlightened being.

Q: (L) What are the criteria for being an enlightened being?

A: Being enlightened!

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The C's Best One-Liners/Funniest Exchanges
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2012, 12:23:28 PM »
One of my favorite ones is from Session 941107:

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Q: (L) Why are these hallucinations so consistent?
A: Because those that do have that expectation. If you ate enough peyote you would encounter Santa Claus if that was your expectation. (Much laughter)

By the way, there is a thread on this:

http://cassiopaea.org/forum/index.php/topic,10311.0.html

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Re: The C's Best One-Liners/Funniest Exchanges
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2012, 12:27:08 PM »
Quote from: FlyChi on September 16, 2012, 12:05:53 PM

Q: (L) What is an enlightened being?

A: An enlightened being.

Q: (L) What are the criteria for being an enlightened being?

A: Being enlightened!

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

This one shook the kundalini out of many navel-gazers  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The C's Best One-Liners/Funniest Exchanges
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2012, 01:15:35 PM »
Quote from: Zadius Sky on September 16, 2012, 12:23:28 PM
One of my favorite ones is from Session 941107:

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Q: (L) Why are these hallucinations so consistent?
A: Because those that do have that expectation. If you ate enough peyote you would encounter Santa Claus if that was your expectation. (Much laughter)

By the way, there is a thread on this:

http://cassiopaea.org/forum/index.php/topic,10311.0.html

 :)


Ah! Cool, thanks!
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Re: The C's Best One-Liners/Funniest Exchanges
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2012, 07:34:17 AM »
Came across this while looking for something else and thought to post it here:

Session 19 November 2005

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Q: Where do you transmit through?

A: Cassiopaea

Q: [Group is eating cookies and chocolate] (S)Do you want a cookie or a chocolate?

A: Please, a Cassiocookie.
  :lol:

Hmmm, a 6th density cookie; don't suppose they provided a recipe, that would be spoon feeding.  :D
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Re: The C's Best One-Liners/Funniest Exchanges
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2012, 01:25:57 AM »
This is one of my favourite ones:

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Q: (A) Well, goody!
A: Each colossal begets its light to where there was no light. And where once there was all light!
Q: (L) I want some more clues!
A: Not tonight, Laura, I have a "Lightache." Good night.

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"The Earth is the Great Mother who gives her body, literally, in the form of creatures with a certain level of consciousness for the sustenance of her children of the cosmos" (Cassiopaeans)

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