Well a few quotes from my escorts:
"You look familiar, where do you work?.... well you know what they say, you meet 3000 people a day, 2990 of whom you'll never see again" [several days before the trip]
"Really, you look just like someone I knew at work?" [a few days before the trip and he looked like the guy who later just got up and went on first for the first plane of my trip]
"If you are good, you get to live" [talking among themselves on an airport shuttle bus to a gate]
"Like they say in Vegas, what happens here stays here" [talking among themselves after the Vegas to Philly leg landed]
"F***" [said by a James Carville looking guy who stepped in front of me in a restaurant line after previously following me, getting to my gate to a small town before me, and flexing his muscles standing up a few rows in front of me, pretty sure I saw him later in different clothes]
"I've started reading the Flat Earth book" [to the lady between him and me, the book is one my Mom gave me that I haven't read yet]
"Now the games begin" [said by the Flat Earth guy after landing]
"Yea go ahead" [said by the burly guy next to me after we were the only ones still sitting and I asked him if they called group 5 yet, 4 of my 6 legs for the trip did not have groups listed and this was the only one of the 4 where they said what one should do in this case... wait for group 5.... they later called group 6 with no one left sitting and I'm pretty sure no group 5 was called]
Hope I don't get in trouble for not letting things in Vegas stay in Vegas.