Gimpy said:
I read this to Hubby and he laughed. :D He's been known to clear rooms of all occupants after a Taco Bell lunch. He also doesn't believe it matters what he eats, he'll always fart like a howitzer.
That's just not true...at least not in my experience. The body's audible alarms only go off if you're doing something wrong. Farts are kinda like your car backfiring, a clear sign that something's not right in your fuel system, octane's too low, mix is too rich, injectors are fouled, timing is off...something. To me, the body is just another machine, and like all machines, if it starts to make strange noises, smell funny, or leak...something's not running right.