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Dick Cheney's heart transplant
Biomiast:
Here are a few comments on twitter about Dick Cheney's heart transplant, I thought you might enjoy. :) Sorry for the vulgar language.
When Dick Cheney - a guy who orders guys to torture other guys - has 5 heart attacks, I call that "Karma Boarding."
Rather surprised Dick Cheney got a heart after lasting all these years without one.
Dick Cheney gets heart. Bush to meet The Wizard about brain this afternoon. :rotfl:
BORING. Wake me up when Dick Cheney gets a new conscience.
Dick Cheney got a new heart & the old heart became 3 Horcruxes.
I bet the dying guy was being sarcastic when he said "hey make sure my heart goes to Dick Cheney."
Dick Cheney's doctors made medical history today when they managed to fit a human heart inside an a..hole.
Dick Cheney is one step closer to finally becoming Darth Vader.
Dick Cheney, opposed to gov't-funded health care, just got a new heart thru gov't-funded health care. You paid for it.
If you're upset about having to pay for my contraception, let me tell you I'm not thrilled I just paid for Dick Cheney's heart.
Organ donor cards should have a box that reads "unless it's Dick Cheney."
This one is from Jesus Christ's account:
Some a..hole just showed up bragging about how he donated his heart to Dick Cheney. I donated his a.. to Hell.
SeekinTruth:
:lol:
voyageur:
--- Quote from: SeekinTruth on March 25, 2012, 07:02:22 PM ---:lol:
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Will add :rotfl:
Now if heart's carry cellular memory, perhaps :pinocchio: Dick through this memory osmosis will all of a sudden become a voice for truth?
No, not possible, wishful thinking. A cold chunk of ice is still a cold piece of ice.
bngenoh:
Hilarious Biomiast, these:
--- Quote from: Biomiast on March 25, 2012, 06:45:07 PM ---Dick Cheney got a new heart & the old heart became 3 Horcruxes.
I bet the dying guy was being sarcastic when he said "hey make sure my heart goes to Dick Cheney."
Dick Cheney is one step closer to finally becoming Darth Vader.
Organ donor cards should have a box that reads "unless it's Dick Cheney."
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Were my favorites, i don't think the horcrux one will ever get old. :rotfl:
Rabelais:
This just appeared on my facebook page:
--- Quote ---Well, Dick Cheney had a full heart transplant. He's recovering well. Fox News sent flowers. MSNBC sent a large order of chili cheese fries!
Also heard that Dick got to shoot his own donor........
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