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Al Today:
 The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water
 temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to
 be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: Most people got married in June
 because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good
 by June.
 
 However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of
 flowers to hide the body oder. Hence the custom today of carrying a
 bouquet when getting married.
 
 Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house
 had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and
 men, then the women and finally the children-last of all the babies. By
 then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence
 the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."
 
 Houses had thatched roofs -- thick straw -- piled high, with no wood
 underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the
 dogs, cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When
 it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and
 fall off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."
 
 There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. That posed
 a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could
 really mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a
 sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds
 came into existence.
 
 The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
 Hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would
 get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on
 the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept
 adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start
 slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence
 the saying a "thresh hold."
 
 In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that
 always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things
 to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They
 would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold
 overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food
 in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas
 porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days
 old."
 
 Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
 When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It
 was a sign of wealth that a man "could bring home the bacon. "They would
 cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew
 the fat."
 
 Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content
 caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning
 and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400
 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous. Bread was divided
 according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the
 family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."
 
 Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would
 sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the
 road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were
 laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would
 gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.
 Hence the custom of holding a "wake."
 
 England is old and small and the local folks started running out of
 places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the
 bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these
 coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the
 inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they
 thought they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it
 through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.
 Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard
 shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the
 bell" or was considered a "dead ringer.

Jason (ocean59):
Hi Al,

   Here is another place this has been posted, along with some discussion. It is an interesting read either way! :)

http://cassiopaea.org/forum/index.php?topic=25716.0

Al Today:
Thanks Jason,

Looks like I had a short version.
 :)

Al Today:
 The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water
 temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to
 be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: Most people got married in June
 because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good
 by June.
 
 However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of
 flowers to hide the body oder. Hence the custom today of carrying a
 bouquet when getting married.
 
 Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house
 had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and
 men, then the women and finally the children-last of all the babies. By
 then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence
 the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."
 
 Houses had thatched roofs -- thick straw -- piled high, with no wood
 underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the
 dogs, cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When
 it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and
 fall off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."
 
 There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. That posed
 a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could
 really mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a
 sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds
 came into existence.
 
 The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
 Hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would
 get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on
 the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept
 adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start
 slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence
 the saying a "thresh hold."
 
 In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that
 always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things
 to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They
 would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold
 overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food
 in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas
 porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days
 old."
 
 Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
 When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It
 was a sign of wealth that a man "could bring home the bacon. "They would
 cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew
 the fat."
 
 Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content
 caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning
 and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400
 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous. Bread was divided
 according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the
 family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."
 
 Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would
 sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the
 road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were
 laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would
 gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.
 Hence the custom of holding a "wake."
 
 England is old and small and the local folks started running out of
 places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the
 bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these
 coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the
 inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they
 thought they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it
 through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.
 Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard
 shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the
 bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."

loreta:
Really, really interesting. Thanks to share it with us! I specially love the one with the animals falling from the roof. :D

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