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Offline Tempus Fugit

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #135 on: March 13, 2012, 07:50:56 PM »
Dr. Seuss:

A kid that was small climbed a tree that was tall.
For from there in that tree he could almost see all.

Not many could see him, he hid so far up,
And already had passed, a man, pig, and pup.

Now a chicken he glimpsed way out by the road,
Pecking and clucking out there while it strode.

'What will it do next?' Thought the boy to himself
'Will it stay, will it go, or just sit on its shelf'?

The chicken thought same, as it looked cross the lane.
Which were surprising deep thoughts for such a small brain.

Then it blinked and it clucked, and made up its mind,
And turned to the road, leaving old ways behind.

The road it would cross, and cross it it did!

And the kid who did see what he saw as he hid,
Said 'I know why the chicken has crossed it just mid!'

He laughed to himself as he clung to the wood.
For it seemed so simple, so right, and so good.

What his eyes spied from beneath his hat's bill,
Was a chicken that was able to use its free will.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2012, 11:44:42 PM by Tempus Fugit »
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #136 on: March 14, 2012, 04:19:35 AM »
Martin Luther King: because the chicken had a dream...

Witley Strieber: because a Grey told it to do so.
While we all might like to think we can transform our world by praying and/or thinking positively, we must remember that there is a great deal of evidence that real transformations of the planet have repeatedly been cataclysmic. A philosophy which ignores this fact is courting disaster.
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #137 on: March 14, 2012, 08:15:49 PM »
Jessica Simpson:  Is Chicken of the Sea chicken or tuna?

Kim Kardashian:  Hmmm, how can I make money off the chicken?

Kate Gosselin:  Why is everybody so interested?  It's just ONE chicken!

Snookie:  I think I *bleeped* with that chicken!

Angelina Jolie:  I want to adopt that chicken!




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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #138 on: March 14, 2012, 11:11:22 PM »
 :lol: What a great thread, thanks for the many laughs, everyone!

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #139 on: March 15, 2012, 12:07:54 AM »
Facebook: It's complicated.
Google: Did you mean why did the kitchen toss the toad?
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #140 on: March 15, 2012, 04:09:00 AM »
Facebook: It's complicated.
Google: Did you mean why did the kitchen toss the toad?

:lol:
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #141 on: March 15, 2012, 11:36:56 AM »
BOB DYLAN - The answer is crowing in the wind.

BEACH BOYS - I'm not bragging babe,
                      so don't put me down,
                      but I've got the smartest new hen-house in town
                      - it's my Little Deuce Coop,
                      you don't know what I've got.

ROLLING STONES - Little Red Rooster's on the the prowl.
                               
THE WHO - Won't get fowl again. 

KELLOG - It set out to eat some cornflakes.                                         
« Last Edit: March 15, 2012, 11:48:21 AM by treesparrow »
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #142 on: March 16, 2012, 01:31:40 AM »
On this road in 1897, nothing happened...with the chicken.

"Ouspensky wrote that theoretically, a man could awaken.  But in practice this is almost impossible.  As soon as a man awakens for a moment and opens his eyes, all the forces that caused him to fall asleep in the first place begin to act on him with tenfold energy.  He immediately falls asleep again, very often dreaming that he is awake." - Laura Knight-Jadczyk

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #143 on: April 25, 2012, 12:08:49 AM »
Isaac Newton: because the apple fell on the other side of the road!
 
Nikola Tesla: I imagine a lightning shot, then the chicken crossed the road, common sense tells him so!.
 
Mona Lisa: Because I have smiling on the other side of the road.
 
Salvador Dali: because I painted his wife!.
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #144 on: April 25, 2012, 04:59:16 AM »
My Kids: To get away from my mom who keeps trying to read its ingredient list!- geez Mom, it's chicken! can't we just eat it like normal people!!!???

I love this thread!

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #145 on: April 25, 2012, 10:49:21 AM »
My Kids: To get away from my mom who keeps trying to read its ingredient list!- geez Mom, it's chicken! can't we just eat it like normal people!!!???

I love this thread!

Rx

 :lol: It used to be reading its entrails, but these days the wise read the ingredient list!  :P
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I can think of this network-group as a second, adopted family. I can think of Laura and Ark as the "parents" of this rather large family with all our amusing foibles. Occasionally there will be a "falling out;" a certain member may leave the family. But life goes on... and we all continue learning our lessons.

All for One & One for All. Together we stand, divided we fall.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #146 on: April 26, 2012, 12:07:27 AM »
Herman Melville:

"Call me Chicken."
Conscious faith is freedom. Emotional faith is slavery. Mechanical faith is foolishness. - Gurdjieff

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #147 on: April 26, 2012, 02:07:39 PM »
David Attenburough (with breathless excitement). Why does.... the chicken... cross the road? Well... this question has puzzled ornithologists... and, indeed, many ordinary  people...  for decades... and yet... every season....cross the road it does...despite the fact that.... it faces... life threatening dangers every second... and yet... despite all the hazards of oncoming traffic..... from both directions..... it seems determined.... to reach the other side. What it does ... after it has successfully.... crossed this perilous habitat ... is the mystery.. we hope to uncover... in the next... program. (fades out, credits roll).
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #148 on: April 26, 2012, 02:53:06 PM »
Lol treesparrow  ;D

I could see and hear him :)
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #149 on: April 27, 2012, 10:21:58 AM »
Lol treesparrow  ;D

I could see and hear him :)

Indeed  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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