Minas Tirith
Jedi Council Member
:Ptreesparrow said:
Thanks, started my day laughing ... Very innocent and sweet.
M.T.
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Thanks, started my day laughing ... Very innocent and sweet.
M.T.
Some more - well in a way you all asked for it :P
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
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Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an Ice Cream Social. All ladies giving milk please come early.
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Wednesday, the Ladies Literary Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor.
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the Altar.
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The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet, please come forward and get a piece of paper.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Don’t miss this Saturday’s exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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Hymn: “I Love Thee My Ford.”
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
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Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an Ice Cream Social. All ladies giving milk please come early.
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Wednesday, the Ladies Literary Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor.
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the Altar.
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The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet, please come forward and get a piece of paper.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Don’t miss this Saturday’s exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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Hymn: “I Love Thee My Ford.”
anothermagyar
Dagobah Resident
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Guest
These are great, Thank You! 
Thanks so much for these - I have been doubled up with laughter! So uplifting on a cold, gray wintery day.
This reminded me of the end of the Catholic mass where the priest would say " The mass is ended, go in peace" and the congregation answered "Thanks be to God". That always brought a smile - in more ways than one!! ;)
So uplifting on a cold, gray wintery day.This reminded me of the end of the Catholic mass where the priest would say " The mass is ended, go in peace" and the congregation answered "Thanks be to God". That always brought a smile - in more ways than one!! ;)
