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dredger
The Living Force
Found this on a french telegram and it's a good one, translation is simply "The energy cheque" or "voucher"
Also, LAINE means WOOL
Not directly linked to corona/lockdowns/... but let's say that this is the next stage of the same plan (i like to add "that will fail")
Well i reworked it to translate to english, here's my attempt, for those who want to reuse it :
Also, LAINE means WOOL
Not directly linked to corona/lockdowns/... but let's say that this is the next stage of the same plan (i like to add "that will fail")
Well i reworked it to translate to english, here's my attempt, for those who want to reuse it :
XPan
The Living Force
Kinky at first glance 
yet that exactly was reality thats been pushed in 2020-2022
"The totally hard number 00690 - 6969 666"
I fulfil your most perverse wishes
• Wear a mask until you can't breathe !
• Ramming sticks into your nose !
• Keep 1.5 meter distance from me !
• You are not allowed outside !
• Only my opinion counts !
And if you are obedient:
• I will inject an unknown substance into your body until your blood curdles in your veins!
• Call me - I know you want it, too!
• Free for age 6 and above.
uhm... and while I am at it....
may i present:
"The Perfect European"
Principles which never change...
The New Generation.
So hot...
Politics. Justice. Press.
There is no business like monkey business
They don't listen.
They don't look at anything
and keep their mouths shut.
yet that exactly was reality thats been pushed in 2020-2022
"The totally hard number 00690 - 6969 666"
I fulfil your most perverse wishes
• Wear a mask until you can't breathe !
• Ramming sticks into your nose !
• Keep 1.5 meter distance from me !
• You are not allowed outside !
• Only my opinion counts !
And if you are obedient:
• I will inject an unknown substance into your body until your blood curdles in your veins!
• Call me - I know you want it, too!
• Free for age 6 and above.
uhm... and while I am at it....
may i present:
"The Perfect European"
Principles which never change...
The New Generation.
So hot...
Politics. Justice. Press.
There is no business like monkey business
They don't listen.
They don't look at anything
and keep their mouths shut.
dennis
Jedi Council Member
Some of the more (in)famous con men in History were Frank Abagnale (got a movie made about him!), Charles Ponzi, Soapy Smith, and Clifford Irving. I'm not saying they should be admired or emulated, but they certainly made life more colorful.
As with any mythological tale of the Joseph Campbell stripe, "Little Big Man" has its mentors to the hero. Mr. Meriweather serves as the Trickster/Mentor, weaving in and out of the story in order to guide Jack Crabbe forward in his development, even if it doesn't always feel like he's doing any good for Jack.
Like when they get tarred and feathered.....
Jack Crabb:
You don't know when you're licked!
Allardyce T. Meriweather:
Licked? I'm not licked.
I'm tarred and feathered, that's all.
Allardyce T. Meriweather:
[Old Lodge Skins] gave you a vision of moral order in the universe,
and there isn't any.
Those stars twinkle in a void, dear boy,
and the two-legged creature schemes and dreams beneath them, all in vain.
Men will believe anything,
the more preposterous the better:
Whales speak French at the bottom of the sea.
The horses of Arabia have silver wings.
Pygmies mate with elephants in darkest Africa.
I have sold all those propositions.
THE LEGEND OF ALLARDYCE T. MERIWEATHER
Jack Crabb: After my religion period, I took up with a swindler: Allardyce Merriwhether. After Mrs. Pendrake, his honesty was downr...toobworld.blogspot.com
