Didn’t you hear? Laughter is still the best medicine…but really…
Fear is the greatest contagion - that and yawning.
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When entering a medical establishment and they ask you if you have any Covid like symptoms, reply:
“Is being human one of them?”
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On hesitancy: Did you get the jab? Are you vaxxed?
“Oh, I’m all good.” (Be ambiguous)
“I heard it was laced with asinine.”
“I’d rather drink the kool aid”
“Is it organic and non-gmo?”
“I’m just keeping an open mind…”
“I guess I’m not easily indoctrinated…”
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On vaccinated getting Covid again:
“So does that mean your vaccines don’t work?”
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Regarding masks :
A classic: We’ll, it’s healthier than fascism… What? Not wearing a mask.
It’s a simple matter of scale: Would you use a chain link fence as a mosquito net?
Why won’t you wear a mask? “I’m a terrible nihilist.”
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On pathocrats, tin pot dictators, and petty tyranny (ponerogenesis awareness day):
- Bunch a Jabberwockies are in power
- Pathocratic clowns in control
- Put clown noses on politicians; runny red hitler mustaches.
- What’s the name of Phil Collins’ new Scandinavian black metal band? A: Ponerogenesis.
Resurface dubbed over GI Joe PSA’s providing awareness on ponergenesis / ponerology.
- Billy, have you ever come across the term ponerogenesis? Billy - “Is that like Phil Collins dressed up in KISS face paint?” Something like that Billy…
More meme themes:
- Einstein quote - “Doing the same thing over again…” with Einstein wearing mask and tongue out. (Made it and posted!)
- Let it spread! End the lockdowns! [picture of UK spilt fingers] or [US peace sign] #lis - combat social virality
- Gimme liberty or give me Covid
- Viruses have rights too!
- A virus is designed to spread. Let it be, let it be, let it be…
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Someone calls you a Covidiot:
“Takes one to know one!”
Or go for the gut and call them an “asinine huffer”. They won’t know what hit them.
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