Moses returns

It was a long time since Moses had gone up to the mountain top. His restless followers had begun cavorting in idolitry, worshipping false gods and partaking in all kinds of devious sexual acts. All of a sudden there was tremendous brilliant flashes of lightning and claps of thunder that shook their souls. The followers began to escape their sinful activities and began to congregate at the base of the mountain trying to figure out what all the commotion was about. Soon, and slowly, people began to see Moses descending the mountain as if in a fog. Eventually Moses had lowered himself on a ledge that overlooked the apprehensive crowd. Someone called out from the crowd, "Moses do you bring us good news?" Moses, while standing holding a tablet of stone called out to his followers..."I have some good news and some bad news." The people shouted out, "Give us the goods news, it has been such a long time since your departure!" "Well", exclaimed Moses, "I was able to talk The Big Guy down to only 10 Commandments!" After some murmurring someone called out, "Okay then, what is the bad news?" To which Moses replied, "Sorry everybody, Adultery is still in there!"
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