Something is in the air!

SlavaOn

Jedi Master
Cheer up, folks!
What doesn't kill, will make us stronger :)

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Something Is In The Air! by SlavaOn


I have just heard that sex's in the air
It was in the news, by golly, I swear
Since you're the husband of my beautiful ex
You know for sure, I'm allergic to sex

My friend, you are right. It's a dangerous season
The sexual predators will have one more reason
To do what they do. Molesters at that,
Come looking for children and that's real bad!

I think you are right! I have heard from a clergy
They recently had a remarkable orgy
They quit jerking off and, as later was found
Deflowered all nuns that were working around

I hear you, partner, and I am in distress.
What is the reason? What's causing that mess?
To force human mates to lust for females.
The government scientists put stuff in chemtrails!
 
Sorry, but I fail to find any redeeming value in this doggerel. It's also not even funny.
 
Laura said:
Sorry, but I fail to find any redeeming value in this doggerel. It's also not even funny.

I'm also at a loss to find anything redeeming about it. To me, it's rather repugnant.
 
Consider me tough audience SlavaOn. :P

But it's really really dark to my taste and I don't get the clue.
 
A Jay said:
Laura said:
Sorry, but I fail to find any redeeming value in this doggerel. It's also not even funny.

I'm also at a loss to find anything redeeming about it. To me, it's rather repugnant.

Me either. It's pretty crude and not uplifting at all.
 
Agree that is not funny, ..but by the way, why politicians or presidents in this case Trump, never touch the chemtrails topic? It is real....and I wonder.....there's still so much in the dark...they should shut down that once and for all...unless is something good that this sprays are doing but I don't think so....really...
 
On chemtrails, those who haven't seen it yet might consider this article:

https://www.sott.net/article/221199-Chemtrails-Contrails-Strange-Skies

There are others on SOTT about chemtrails as well.
 
After reading the first line, "Cheer up, folks!" I was expecting something funny, or uplifting. Certainly didn't get that from reading it.
 
I have to agree with the others ..... Not funny at all! :/
Not even clever..... Hmmmmm I find myself asking -- WTF was this "person" thinking??
 
SlavaOn, FWIW, I was wondering whether you wrote the poem in response to the recent women's march, which was discussed here? If it was, then in my subjective opinion where the poem might have failed to resonate with the audience is the attempt to turn sexual abuse into a joke. And to me, this came across as trying to deprive the issue of its seriousness.

Behind every clerical orgy or sexual abuse of a child you're referring to, there is a victim whose life is often broken to pieces by merciless and disgusting urges of the predator. That's something to condemn, not mock.

However, such phrases as "I'm allergic to sex" or "husband of my beautiful ex" make me wonder whether there is a deeper, personal issue you wanted to convey? If yes, there probably are people here who would be able to offer you more insight and support if you posted about it in The Swamp?
 
Hello.

This verse was written in 2010. Konstantin made a remark in one of his recent posts, that "something is in the air" and I remembered it. There is no personal connections or issues in there. It is a rather dark humor, I suppose...

SlavaOn
 
SlavaOn said:
Hello.

This verse was written in 2010. Konstantin made a remark in one of his recent posts, that "something is in the air" and I remembered it. There is no personal connections or issues in there. It is a rather dark humor, I suppose...

SlavaOn

I must agree with others that it was not funny at all for me nor I can call that humor at all. I can agree only that it is dark.
I don't even understand what is the point of this.

Sorry, nothing personal, just my opinion on the posted verses.
 
The prediction in my poem came true: http://irishpost.co.uk/irish-villagers-complain-viagra-plant-fumes-men-dogs-walking-around-hard-ons/

RESIDENTS of a tiny Irish village where Viagra is manufactured have complained that fumes from a nearby factory have been giving them a hard time.
Pharmaceutical firm Pfizer have produced the erectile dysfunction drug in Ringaskiddy, Co. Cork for the last two decades.
Villagers claim that Ringaskiddy’s proximity to the plant and its “love fumes” has been giving local men – and even their canine friends – enormous sexual powers.
Barmaid Debbie O’Grady told the Sunday Times: “One whiff and you’re stiff. We’ve been getting the love fumes for years now for free.”
Ms O’Grady’s mother, Sadie, said that living in Ringaskiddy is a blessing for men who suffer “problems in that department”, adding that there is “something in the air”.

:rolleyes:
 
Mildly interesting, but what is the point of posting it on this forum?
 
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