A change in the US emblem

Tarri

Jedi Master
This one is going around at work.


The people of the United States (seeing what is going on) have announced that they are changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.


(Its funny that they can appreciate a joke like this but can't see the truth in it. )

Tarri
 
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