Astrological Bumper Stickers

[Laura]

Aries: I don't brake for anyone, so get out of my way!

Taurus: I'd rather be braking.

Gemini: I brake to change the radio station while talking on my cell
phone.

Cancer: I brake for yard sales and open houses.

Leo: Hey! Give me a brake!

Virgo: I brake to check and see if my brakes are working.

Libra: I brake for others, if that's all right with you.

Scorpio: I'll brake when I'm damn good and ready, so leave me the hell
alone!

Sagittarius: On the road of life, one brakes for many things but stops
for none.....

Capricorn: Born Braking.

Aquarius: I brake rules.

Pisces: I brake for worms and caterpillars.

 

[hesperides]

Hmm, several astrological brakes fit me, not just mine (Virgo), which by the way does apply really well. In fact so much that I´d rather skip this one

 

[Solie123]

Cute! Gave me a good laugh actually. Mine would be Sagittarius and I suppose it applies pretty well.


Laura is Aquarius right?

Aquarius: I brake rules.

Well, she does 'brake' rules!

 

[ashu]

lol those are funny

"Libra: I brake for others, if that's all right with you. " This is me

 

[Gary]

These are great!

Aries: I don't brake for anyone, so get out of my way!

Mine may be applicable

 

[John G]

Pisces: I brake for worms and caterpillars.

I actually did feel bad about mentioning the beer trap for slugs yesterday.

 

[PerfectCircle]

Hehehe funny! Since I am saggitarius, I love how he makes philosophy of it :)

 

[Nicholas]

Scorpio: I'll brake when I'm damn good and ready, so leave me the hell
alone!

Hmm, I used to relate to that.

 

[Nević Nenad]

Capricorn: Born Braking.

Absolutely not true! Capricorns are big rebels! (its just very deep inside . . .)

 

[Tristan]

Virgo: I brake to check and see if my brakes are working.

Virgo traits

Strengths: Loyal, analytical, kind, hardworking, practical

Weaknesses: Shyness, worry, overly critical of self and others, all work and no play

Virgo likes: Animals, healthy food, books, nature, cleanliness

Virgo dislikes: Rudeness, asking for help, taking center stage.


Close enough

 

[SeekinTruth]

Pisces: I brake for worms and caterpillars.

I actually did feel bad about mentioning the beer trap for slugs yesterday.

Is the braking for worms and caterpillars supposed to be an indication of oversensitivity / going overboard to prevent harm in inappropriate ways?

 

[John G]

Pisces: I brake for worms and caterpillars.

I actually did feel bad about mentioning the beer trap for slugs yesterday.

Is the braking for worms and caterpillars supposed to be an indication of oversensitivity / going overboard to prevent harm in inappropriate ways?

Yeah it's obviously being funny but I take it as over empathizing to the point where it could get you in trouble. I once had a great time walking and talking with a couple guys who ended up mugging me. I think they enjoyed it to the point of feeling a little guilty themselves since when I ran out of there (I was on the college track team; they mentioned they sometimes shot baskets at my college) and looked back I could see them running after me with my gym bag full of books. I waited awhile and went back and got them.

 

[DougEE]

This thread reminds me of a photo I took several years ago in New Orleans.

(If the moderators feel this is inappropriate, please remove)

 

[Juba]

Cancer: I brake for yard sales and open houses.

LOL. :D Might add as well;

 

[SeekinTruth]

Pisces: I brake for worms and caterpillars.

I actually did feel bad about mentioning the beer trap for slugs yesterday.

Is the braking for worms and caterpillars supposed to be an indication of oversensitivity / going overboard to prevent harm in inappropriate ways?

Yeah it's obviously being funny but I take it as over empathizing to the point where it could get you in trouble. I once had a great time walking and talking with a couple guys who ended up mugging me. I think they enjoyed it to the point of feeling a little guilty themselves since when I ran out of there (I was on the college track team; they mentioned they sometimes shot baskets at my college) and looked back I could see them running after me with my gym bag full of books. I waited awhile and went back and got them.

That's what I thought from the context, as I'm not sure what popular astrological stereotypes for Pisces might be, even though I'm a Pisces myself.