Blonde Jokes
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That was great!
Re: A blonde goes to Heaven
There is another old version of this when asked on a phone in talk show "what the best inventions were in the world?"
Caller number one, a German says, "Vell - it is the Auto"
"Yes, excellent example sir."
Caller number two, the Brit says, "without doubt my good chap it is the tele, marvelous invention"
"Yes, yes, another wonderful choice."
The Scotsman, caller number three, says, "bloody hell, it is the game of goulf, hitting the ball out of the heathers"
"Oh, what fun that game is" says the host
The fourth Italian caller says, "it-awas from the Grape, making vino"
"Lovely choice, loved all through the lands, thank you"
The last caller, a blond Frenchwoman says, "it is de Termus - oui?"
"Excuse me madam, did you say 'Thermos'?" asks the host.
"Oh oui Monsieur, de termos"
Perplexed with the answer, the host says "well, we have had some very good examples of inventions here, some of the best, how is yours, the Thermos, the very best, just don't understand?"
"well Monsieur, it is easy, de termos keeps things hot when you put things in that's hot and it keeps things cold when you put things in that's cold, but Monsieur, dis is very fantastic, how does it know?"
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There is another old version of this when asked on a phone in talk show "what the best inventions were in the world?"
Caller number one, a German says, "Vell - it is the Auto"
"Yes, excellent example sir."
Caller number two, the Brit says, "without doubt my good chap it is the tele, marvelous invention"
"Yes, yes, another wonderful choice."
The Scotsman, caller number three, says, "bloody hell, it is the game of goulf, hitting the ball out of the heathers"
"Oh, what fun that game is" says the host
The fourth Italian caller says, "it-awas from the Grape, making vino"
"Lovely choice, loved all through the lands, thank you"
The last caller, a blond Frenchwoman says, "it is de Termus - oui?"
"Excuse me madam, did you say 'Thermos'?" asks the host.
"Oh oui Monsieur, de termos"
Perplexed with the answer, the host says "well, we have had some very good examples of inventions here, some of the best, how is yours, the Thermos, the very best, just don't understand?"
"well Monsieur, it is easy, de termos keeps things hot when you put things in that's hot and it keeps things cold when you put things in that's cold, but Monsieur, dis is very fantastic, how does it know?"
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Jeremy F Kreuz
Dagobah Resident
from a blonde´s diary: wow got really excited today, I finished this jigsaw puzzle in six months, while on the box it says 2 to 4 years.
Jeremy F Kreuz said:
Laura M. C.
Padawan Learner
I am blond LOL! :D 
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Laura M. C.
Padawan Learner
OMG, the joke about the printer, so funny! 
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Bar Kochba
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Does anyone remember when they moved the high beam switch from the floor of your car to a lever on your steering column?
Blondes had big problems with this, because they kept getting their foot stuck in the steering wheel.
Blondes had big problems with this, because they kept getting their foot stuck in the steering wheel.
Maybe in another life, i am fond of Celtic Woman though. :DHi all,
Here's one of my favorite blonde jokes.
A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde woman in a sports car.
She asks her for her drivers license and the driver responds, " what do you mean a 'drivers license', whats that?"
The officer responds.."its that small rectangular thing with your image on it that you carry in your purse..."
"...Oh, yes..I have one of those.." responds the driver rooting in her purse, and in a few seconds produces a small rectangular
make-up mirror....which she quickly glances at, and hands to the officer with great confidence.
The officer takes the mirror, and upon closer inspection says, " Sorry for the inconvenience miss, you're free to go.... I was not aware that you too are an officer of the law, and we take care of our own...good day!"
Here's one of my favorite blonde jokes.
A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde woman in a sports car.
She asks her for her drivers license and the driver responds, " what do you mean a 'drivers license', whats that?"
The officer responds.."its that small rectangular thing with your image on it that you carry in your purse..."
"...Oh, yes..I have one of those.." responds the driver rooting in her purse, and in a few seconds produces a small rectangular
make-up mirror....which she quickly glances at, and hands to the officer with great confidence.
The officer takes the mirror, and upon closer inspection says, " Sorry for the inconvenience miss, you're free to go.... I was not aware that you too are an officer of the law, and we take care of our own...good day!"
beherenow said:
That, by the way was a two blonde joke. :P
