Cheesy esoteric humor

agni

Dagobah Resident
(Paradox) Only thing I know for sure - I don't know anything. But isn't it already knowing something ?

(Guide for the lazy WORKer): Always postpone for tomorrow, what machine wants to do today.

(from own machine) When General Law started to send women my way, after joking there is a price on the head and declining offers, machine says: "Oh, I see. Trying to raise the price, eh ?" ! :mad:


I am sure everyone has encountered something humorous in dealings with machine & WORK. Care to share ?
 

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