CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED ~

Guardian

Guardian

The Cosmic Force
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House... and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,...
 
Number 5 and 7 cracked me up :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alright how about this:

11. Oedipus Complex --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Edit: Removed No.12 due to inappropriate content.
 
LOL, Guardian! Did you come up with those yourself?

@Muxel: I think your no 12 is out of line and not appropriate for this forum. I'm curious, do you find that kind of jokes funny?
 
You're right Aragorn, I shouldn't have gone there. I don't like lewd humor much, so I must've been executing programs downloaded from corrupt society or the Internet that satirize child sexual abuse in my haste to reply.
 
Guardian said:
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House... and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,...
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:lol2: Thanks for sharing!
 
LOL thanks! I liked these best:

Guardian said:
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
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Aragorn said:
LOL, Guardian! Did you come up with those yourself?
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No, can't take credit for the funnies, someone shared them on my Facebook page. I have no idea who the original author is?
 
Muxel said:
11. Oedipus Complex --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
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Gimpy said:
11. Procrastination----Silent Night............. :zzz: :halo:
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Oh I like these, we can add our own :lol:

13. Psychopath - Frosty the Conman

14. Dependent Personality - All I want for Christmas is for You to be Happy

15. Depressive Personality - The Little Bummer Boy

16. Histrionic Personality - Joyful, Joyful, We Adore Me

17. Avoidant Personality - Away in a Manger, Hiding under the Bed
 
These are classic!

Guardian said:
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
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Gimpy said:
13. Psychopath - Frosty the Conman

17. Avoidant Personality - Away in a Manger, Hiding under the Bed
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Hahaha! Thanks for the laughs Guardian! ;D
 
Guardian said:
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,...
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I like these ones the most. Thanks for sharing.
 
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