Christmas reportage - 1 BC
- Thread starter Rabelais
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Yup, same as it ever was - In this media event, "Who Killed The Dead Sea" - Environmentalists point Fingers - Large Roman Chariots are most commonly blamed.
Further, the reader of the NJ Times is reminded that it was reported on the December 30th, 1 BC's addition that certain scientists, not backed by the Chariot lobby, have also come out and found that CO2 and CH4 emissions from the horses; their carbon hoofprint are also to be blamed on the Dead Sea's death, citing written parchment curved stick type graph cuneiform's. Being positively swayed, the environmentalists have also asked for a ban to be considered back to single horse powered Chariots only. This of course has also inflamed the grass fuel growers and bridle manufacturers, not to mention the wood spoke lathe craftsmen who would face record losses if passed. The Chariot lobby has had record sales of their new quad series and vows to look into new grass strains being promised to reduce fermentation of gases in horses in some of their next century models. These new grass strains are being produced by Monsultan ©™ and are to replace traditional ancient seeds used by grass growers everywhere. A local Sheppard was heard to complain that in resent trials by Monsultan ©™ on his pastures, the seeds only worked if he also bought Monsultan's ©™ special secret water. Pharisees have given Monsultan ©™ full support and have set their scribes to work recording it as law.
Further, the reader of the NJ Times is reminded that it was reported on the December 30th, 1 BC's addition that certain scientists, not backed by the Chariot lobby, have also come out and found that CO2 and CH4 emissions from the horses; their carbon hoofprint are also to be blamed on the Dead Sea's death, citing written parchment curved stick type graph cuneiform's. Being positively swayed, the environmentalists have also asked for a ban to be considered back to single horse powered Chariots only. This of course has also inflamed the grass fuel growers and bridle manufacturers, not to mention the wood spoke lathe craftsmen who would face record losses if passed. The Chariot lobby has had record sales of their new quad series and vows to look into new grass strains being promised to reduce fermentation of gases in horses in some of their next century models. These new grass strains are being produced by Monsultan ©™ and are to replace traditional ancient seeds used by grass growers everywhere. A local Sheppard was heard to complain that in resent trials by Monsultan ©™ on his pastures, the seeds only worked if he also bought Monsultan's ©™ special secret water. Pharisees have given Monsultan ©™ full support and have set their scribes to work recording it as law.
