Al Today
The Living Force
Politics
While walking down the street one day a US senator is
tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met
by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around
these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the man.
"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do
is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose
were to spend eternity." "Really, I've made up my mind. I want
to be in heaven," says the senator.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter
escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The
doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green! golf course.
In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends
and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy
and in evening dress.
They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good
times they had while getting rich at expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar
and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly
guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is
time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the
elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where
St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit heaven."
So, 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of
contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and
singing.They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24
hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now
choose your eternity."
The senator reflects for a minute, then the senator answers:
"Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been
delightful,But I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
To hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren
land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed
in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was
here and there was a golf course and club, and we ate lobster and caviar,
drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a
wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What
happened?"
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning......
Today you voted".
While walking down the street one day a US senator is
tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met
by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around
these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the man.
"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do
is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose
were to spend eternity." "Really, I've made up my mind. I want
to be in heaven," says the senator.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter
escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The
doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green! golf course.
In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends
and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy
and in evening dress.
They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good
times they had while getting rich at expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar
and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly
guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is
time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the
elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where
St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit heaven."
So, 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of
contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and
singing.They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24
hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now
choose your eternity."
The senator reflects for a minute, then the senator answers:
"Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been
delightful,But I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
To hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren
land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed
in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was
here and there was a golf course and club, and we ate lobster and caviar,
drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a
wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What
happened?"
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning......
Today you voted".
Campaigning and voting indeed.
