Enquirer: President Bush drinking, divorce with Laura Bush possible

[Hildegarda]

Stopped by a supermarket today ... the Enquirer's front page is plastered with angry faces of George W and Laura Bush. The paper claims that Bush has been drinking heavily again, has been covered up by his entourage, got busted by Laura who went ballistic, and that she is seriously contemplating a divorce.

Dunno ... yes they are a dumb tabloid, but they did get the yucky Clinton/Lewinsky cigar story right long before it became public, and they did get Anthrax in the mail at some point long time ago, if I remember correctly ...

something to watch IMO

 

[Justin]

Well I think that if Bush were drinking heavily an obvious sign would be use of nonsensical language, mispronunciation of words, use of non sequiturs and rambling meaningless babbling...or maybe not. :D

 

[Barry]

Its a ploy by Bush, he's been reading Macki-Avelli the Wonder Boy (suitable for ages 4 and over on 100% chewable cardboard). He starts drinking heavily, which stops a lot of the voices in his head so he can listen to his one true voice, his cocaine dealer. He then proceeds to call his wife Laura to come home, while doing naked press ups into a pile of cocaine, Laura returns, see him and immediately asks for a high ranking position in government. Laura becomes ambassador to Iraq, and Bush finally gets to be with his one true love, Condoleeza Rice. Condi soon becomes pregnant (once the cocaine wears off), and because the resulting boy-child is a blend of Secretary of State and President - they announce the child is a new breed of democratic superhero, Secrident (but also because of Bush's "true faith", a lot of folks are publicly calling him "Jesudent"). This perfect child, from the perfect couple, unites all people and all races under the banner of Bush - And they all live happily ever after.

People call him stupid, tut tut. The guy is clearly a genius.

 

[Joe]

Its a ploy by Bush, he's been reading Macki-Avelli the Wonder Boy (suitable for ages 4 and over on 100% chewable cardboard). He starts drinking heavily, which stops a lot of the voices in his head so he can listen to his one true voice, his cocaine dealer. He then proceeds to call his wife Laura to come home, while doing naked press ups into a pile of cocaine, Laura returns, see him and immediately asks for a high ranking position in government. Laura becomes ambassador to Iraq, and Bush finally gets to be with his one true love, Condoleeza Rice. Condi soon becomes pregnant (once the cocaine wears off), and because the resulting boy-child is a blend of Secretary of State and President - they announce the child is a new breed of democratic superhero, Secrident (but also because of Bush's "true faith", a lot of folks are publicly calling him "Jesudent"). This perfect child, from the perfect couple, unites all people and all races under the banner of Bush - And they all live happily ever after.

People call him stupid, tut tut. The guy is clearly a genius.

Have you been talking to that White House official who prefers to remain anonymous because he is technically not authorised to be a White House official because Bush stole the last two elections?

Sounds like you have the inside scoop here Barry!

Joe

 

[Barry]

Have you been talking to that White House official who prefers to remain anonymous because he is technically not authorised to be a White House official because Bush stole the last two elections?

I did speak to a guy on a train, who was flashing his White House ID with much pride and telling all these stories of how he enjoys gaining access to Bush's inner circle with his special friend Karl Rove - he kept trying to get me to meet him downtown in a bar to continue our conversation, oh what did he say its name was - something like "Boys will be Boys".

He said it was very popular with Republicans and White House journalists.