From press conference of Belarussian president.

agni

Dagobah Resident
From press conference of Belarus President on: 06/17/2011

- A conversation with a journalist: "Promise to write that I'm right!" - "I'll try" - "No, I promise!" - "Okay" - "Well, see how quickly we have agreed on it!"

- Why president did not cut off someone head?! I am not a little boy ! We can cut out heart, and replace it with another one.

- Everyone in garage has 0.5-1 tonnes of gasoline in their possession. We have peeked in every keyhole !

- It's too much of an honor for them (political prisoners) - to spoil prisons, there are worthy people in there.

- Eventually, we must go in the direction, so there would be at least hot water over there in the evening, so cow milkmaid, after workday on the farm, or young girl or a women would lie in the bed with man clean.

- I was baby crawling in the factories, trying to modernize them

- Under the stove - badgers. Moose are on the farms. Przewalski's horse. Very interesting. We need money !

- We have 32 tons of gold! This is a strategic reserve for the war! (????)

- We take oil from Azerbaijan & Venezuela! I went there on my knees and asked.

- I was thinking, maybe you do not like bunnies (name for local currency), let's print something different ? Maybe pennies, as in Russia? Why make you carry millions ?

- Vodka, bread, cigarettes - without this, people will not survive, we are helping these businesses!

- The Vietnamese have taught us to eat rice, when money were paid for tanks. At least we will have buckwheat.

- Third - is my baby. The other two - yours. (about his sons)
 
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