German breeding super-sized rabbits to feed North Korea

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I wanted to put this in Tickle Me but it was presented as a "serious" news item...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070211/lf_afp/germanynkoreaanimals_070211235645;_ylt=Aj7fDHM9u_56Y.TcAbZLhdcTO7gF

German breeding super-sized rabbits to feed North Korea

by Cyril Julien Sun Feb 11, 6:56 PM ET

EBERSWALDE, Germany (AFP) - In a small corner of the former East Germany, a retired truck driver is hoping to alleviate the hunger of North Korea with his super-sized rabbits.
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Karl Szmolinsky, 67, has been breeding German grey giant bunnies -- among the world's biggest -- for more than 40 years.

But he caught the attention of the reclusive communist state last year when he won a competition in his home state of Brandenburg with a rabbit called Robert, weighing in at a hefty 10.5 kilogrammes (23 pounds).

Local newspaper coverage of the giant bunny was picked up by a North Korean television crew and the word spread.

"A delegation from the North Korean embassy came to the house in November. They were interested in the rabbits and kept repeating in German, 'kilo, kilo, meat, meat'," Szmolinsky said.

The rabbits are startlingly big -- roughly the size of a small pig.

"One adult animal can feed a family of six," Szmolinsky said.

He struck a generous deal with the North Koreans, who bought 12 rabbits for 80 euros (104 dollars) each compared with the price he charges to German breeders of between 200 and 250 euros.

"I was delighted with their offer. I want to help the North Korean people because it's a very poor country.

"I'm doing this for the children and the people who are hungry, because having lived through the war as a child I know what hunger is."

North Korea was struck by famine in the mid-1990s which killed hundreds of thousands of people. Its citizens still suffer frequent food shortages, according to aid groups.

Although Szmolinsky admits he is nostalgic for the days of East German communism, he takes care to distance himself from the leaders of North Korea.

"The people are not in power. Instead of building bombs, the government should feed its people."

The rabbits, including prize winner Robert, were shipped to a breeding farm near the North Korean capital, Pyongyang, in December. They are expected to produce about 60 babies a year between them.

As part of the deal, Szmolinsky also gave the North Korean delegation a breeding manual dating from 1959. "It's still up-to-date. Not much has changed since then in the way rabbits are reared," he said.

Giant rabbits have giant appetites -- the fully-grown adults consume up to a kilogramme of food a day -- but what they eat is available in North Korea.

"They told me they have enough rice, potatoes and grass. That should do," Szmolinsky said.

"If they do things properly, if they look after the animals, they can succeed. But I won't be able to tell for sure until I see for myself what they are doing."

The North Koreans have offered to pay for him to visit the country to check the animals are breeding properly. The trip is planned for April, "but I haven't had any word from the embassy for three weeks", he said.

While he waits in hope for his visa, Szmolinsky is fielding interest from across the globe with officials from China and Peru also keen on his oversized bunnies.
 
Ohh I knew that I saw this rabbit elsewhere :D
http://www.irishblogs(dot)ie/similar-to/large-bunny-terrorizing-uk-village/
 
Deckard said:
was there a Monty Python episode with giant rabbit on the loose :)
It is from "The Quest for the Holy Grail".

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http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/8148/

ThinkGeek said:
The last time you saw the Killer Rabbit, it was blown to bits by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But that was just the beginning of the poor Rabbit's saga. You see, Tim the Enchanter, bored after the party broke up, resurrected the feared bunny and sent it back to live in the hills. That's where it met another killer bunny, and they bred like…well, rabbits. Tim returned years later as owner and guide of "The Holy Grail Filming Location Tour" and realized how wrong his decision had been. Instead of one Killer Rabbit, there were now thousands of them.

After the tour group fled and filed a major class action lawsuit against Tim, he had to do something to recoup his losses. He conjured a giant mallet and began pounding the Killer Rabbits into slippers, which he sold. The slippers were an instant hit, and Tim now happily resides in a beach house in Malibu. Alas, after a few months the Killer Rabbit was declared an endangered species - so he had plush versions made, which we now offer to you. Each pair is one size fits most, and features flapping mouth action (when you walk, the mouth flaps). Just think, for each pair you buy, two real Killer Rabbits are spared malleting (and Tim gets to drink one more Mai Tai).

Killer Rabbit slippers fit up to a Men's Size 12 (US sizes).
There are also a whole bunch of Monty Python Killer Rabbit plush toys just a google search away...
 
Hey, I want it. But I am still more interested in finding an answer for a VERY important question: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ;)
 
Hmm, this must have been part of the newklar deal. CNN are quoting Condalizzard on it: "Ms Rice said the agreement was "not the end of the story" but was a good start. "The goal is the complete, verifiable and irreversible giant-rabbitisation of the Korean peninsula," she said. "This is a good beginning to that effort." :D
 
Such rabbits are bred to feed Germans already. The NK deal is just another market for the breeders, that's all, or so I heard stated in an interview with the very man pictured.
 
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