Homosexual activity cause of earthquake, Shas MK says

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Homosexual activity cause of earthquake, Shas MK says

'The Gemara mentions a number of causes of earthquakes, one of which is homosexuality, which the Knesset legitimizes,' Benizri says regarding last Friday's tremor

Amnon Meranda
Published: 02.20.08, 17:53 / Israel News

The recent earthquake that was felt across Israel was the result of the "homosexual activity practiced in the country", Knesset Member Shlomo Benizri said Wednesday.

During a special Knesset session on Israel's preparedness for the possibility of another earthquake hitting the region, the Shas member said "the Gemara refers to earthquakes as disasters, but you are searching only for the practical solutions how to prevent and repair.

"But I no of another way to prevent earthquakes; the Gemara mentions a number of causes of earthquakes, one of which is homosexuality, which the Knesset legitimizes," Benizri said.

An earthquake registering 5.3 on the Richter Scale was felt by residents across Israel at 12:36 pm Friday. The trembling lasted for 19 seconds and shook structures in many major towns and cities.

Reports of shaking were received from Nahariya in the north down to Beersheba. Magen David Adom emergency services said there were no reports of injuries, but several people suffered from shock.

Last month fellow Shas member Nissim Ze'ev stirred controversy when he referred to the local gay movement as a "plague that could destroy Jewish Israel," adding that it should be treated "just as the Health Ministry dealt with the bird flu epidemic."

Mike Hammel, chairman of the Israeli Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Association commented on Benizri's remarks saying "it is sad that a religious MK in Israel doesn't think earthquakes are God-made.

"On the other hand, I suppose we should be flattered he attributes us with such magical powers," he added.

"One must wonder why Shas MKs are so obsessed with the gay community… we can all recall the case of the American senator who fiercely spoke out against gays until it was found he himself was gay."
Accusing homosexuals of being the cause of earthquakes I hadn't heard before. :shock:
 
What in the heck? Now I am causing earthquakes ahhaha! Ooo feels good to be so magically delicious lol.
 
:shock: But it's not so farfetched...hardcore evangelicals were recently blaming gays/lesbians for the US military problems in Iraq
 
Telperion said:
...hardcore evangelicals were recently blaming gays/lesbians for the US military problems in Iraq
And 9/11.
And the tsunami in 2004.
And Hurricane Katrina.
:rolleyes:
 
Lirpa said:
What in the heck? Now I am causing earthquakes ahhaha! Ooo feels good to be so magically delicious lol.
Well, I guess the Three Sisters are not mountains after all.
 
The Mechanic said:
Accusing homosexuals of being the cause of earthquakes I hadn't heard before. :shock:
Me neither.

But what about balding middle-aged men who realize they're in for another 20 years of indenture before retirement, so that they can have more time to witness the idiocy of what passes for marketed "life"?

When do we get our chance to exert this power to shake mountains?


:D
 
CEdicon said:
Telperion said:
...hardcore evangelicals were recently blaming gays/lesbians for the US military problems in Iraq
And 9/11.
And the tsunami in 2004.
And Hurricane Katrina.
Is somewhere in remote corner of the Universe a place with LAUGHTER as a Stepping Stone?
I can't stand it, i can't sit on it, i can't lie on it any more. May be, rolling?
A if delirium laughter will not kill me, it will make me ever stronger! :D
 
dom said:
Well, I guess the Three Sisters are not mountains after all.
:lol:

azur said:
But what about balding middle-aged men who realize they're in for another 20 years of indenture before retirement, so that they can have more time to witness the idiocy of what passes for marketed "life"?

When do we get our chance to exert this power to shake mountains?
While I feel for your 'pain' - I'm sorry, but evidence suggests that balding middle aged man power only extends to destroying the planet through seemingly man-made devices. Those of my ilk are the only ones granted super-human tectonic/hurricanic/tsunamic powers of destruction. I realize it is not fair - however it is simply how things work. Don't worry, by the time the final tallies are counted, I suspect the damage done by balding middle aged men will far outweigh that done by the ever-evil homosexuals (all this bad press and we get no tax right offs??).

:lol: :lol:

Wonder where cometary bombardment will fall ?? Hmmm ...... pretty obvious the balding middle aged men won't be blamed for that one...
 
Ain't that the depressing truth! :zzz:


What next? Maybe little kids who'd rather play outside instead of going to church will get blamed for supernovae?

:lol:
 
I knew there was a reason that evil people like Jerry Falwell supported Israel's genocidal occupation... under the skin, they are all the same.

I need a sick bag.
 
To be honest, In my younger years I may have caused quite a lot of storms, albeit only in my relationships, but can't say I've ever felt the earth rumbling beneath my lifestyle :/

It's good to be a part of this forum and see so much understanding and tolerance. Thank you everybody.

Knowledge protects.
 
Xenos said:
It's good to be a part of this forum and see so much understanding and tolerance. Thank you everybody.

Knowledge protects.

Hi Xenos.

Welcome to our forum. :)

We recommend all new members to post an introduction in the Newbies section telling us a bit about themselves, how they found the cass material, and how much of the work here they have read.

You can have a look through that board to see how others have done it.
 

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