Me: Universe, what do you want me to do?
Universe: Do whatever you like. You have Free Will.
Me: Okay, I'll do this.
[Time passes...]
Me: [looking around with a general sense of satisfaction at activities well underway] Yes, everything seems to be going well.
Universe: Actually, now I need you to stop doing that and do this.
Me: What!?!?!?!
Universe: Do whatever you like. You have Free Will.
Me: Okay, I'll do this.
[Time passes...]
Me: [looking around with a general sense of satisfaction at activities well underway] Yes, everything seems to be going well.
Universe: Actually, now I need you to stop doing that and do this.
Me: What!?!?!?!