I wasn't sure where to put this, or whether it might fit on SOTT (in Lighten Up, maybe), but it struck me as a funny and cool way to teach kids grammar.
http://www.brighthubeducation.com/parenting-grade-schoolers/128834-nonsense-as-a-learning-experience/
The rest of the article suggests ideas for applying this idea in a classroom setting.
I like that idea of responding to the nonsense sentences with sentences that explain something about the world. I'm not sure about the final exercise idea, though:
http://www.brighthubeducation.com/parenting-grade-schoolers/128834-nonsense-as-a-learning-experience/
Children will look forward to learning when you make it a game. Discover a way to teach grammar to young kids with a fun activity they will want to "play" again and again.
“Have you ever seen a mango eating a peach?” my son asked me as I was driving him to preschool.
“No,” I replied. “I've never seen a mango eating a peach, but it would probably be delicious.”
“Have you ever seen a... um... pear riding a tree?”
Kids say the craziest things. Teachers and parents sometimes just have to play along with the nonsense. As my son's wordplay continued, block after block, I was thinking it was just some chatter I had to tolerate while hanging out with a five-year-old.
Then it hit me: he was building sentences.
Turning a Game into a Lesson
My son is growing up bilingual and is an early reader, so I'm rarely surprised by what he says or how he thinks. But on that day, I could almost see the sentences being diagramed. Without thinking about it, he was changing the subject, object and verb. He was adjusting prepositions and pronouns when needed. He had created his own grammar exercise and was giggling about it.
I decided I had better harness this.
“Have you ever seen a fish flying a plane?”
“No,” I replied. “But I've seen a pilot flying a plane.”
I countered every bit of craziness with a sentence that made more sense. When he actually asked me a question that was possible and logical, I replied with a nonsensical combination of nouns and verbs. I received laughter in return.
“Have you ever seen a monkey eating a banana?”
“Yes, but I've never seen a monkey fishing with a banana.”
The rest of the article suggests ideas for applying this idea in a classroom setting.
I like that idea of responding to the nonsense sentences with sentences that explain something about the world. I'm not sure about the final exercise idea, though:
Somehow, It Makes Sense
Now it is time to stretch your students' imaginations. Even the most far-out statement can be logical under the right circumstances.
Fill one hat with nouns and another with verbs. Have each student draw two nouns and one verb. Have them build an illogical sentence then find some way for it all to make sense.
“Have you ever seen a bear washing a flea?”
“Yes. Giant space fleas had just invaded the planet. When they arrived on Earth, they were covered with asteroid dust and comet goo. The bear decided he'd better be nice to the invaders, so he gave the giant space flea a bath.”