It's the real world after all

[Guardian]

A friend reminded me of this Filk, sung to the tune of "It's a Small World" ...and I had to share :P

http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=5624

It's a world of acne; a world of germs
It's your brand new dog coming down with worms
It's the notes being played
By a cockroach parade
It's the real world after all

It's a world of ulcers; a world of cysts
It's the hole in the road that you never miss
It's the cheap underwear
Creeping up to your hair
It's the real world after all

It's the real world after all
It's the real world after all
It's the real world after all
It's the real world after all

It's a world of hunger; a world of sin.
It's a million products to keep you thin
It's machinery exhaust
Causing air to be lost
It's the real world after all

It's a world of stark mediocrity
It's a world of mindless activity
It's the little white lie
Inside Mom's apple pie
It's the real world after all

It's the real world after all
Cold hard steel world after all
Slimy eel world after all
Well, it's the real world after all

It's a world that's black and a world that's blue
And you must duck logic to get you through
It's the sudden attack
Of a knife in your back
It's the real world after all

It's the real world after all
Spinning wheel world after all
Cold hard steel world after all
Well, it's the real world after all

"Yeah!"
"That was great!"
"That was really a lot of fun!"
"I can't breathe."
"I've got blisters on my fingers." (Stavro Arrgolus)

 

[Gimpy]

I used to sing this one a lot when life got crazier than usual. Its a great stress reliever!

 

[Guardian]

I used to sing this one a lot when life got crazier than usual. Its a great stress reliever!

...and so true LOL