Jesus Jokes. The Myth. The Legend.

[cheezemurda49]

For context, allow me to first state that... living in a dark world filled with Lies... has been Trying. and ANYthing that makes me laugh, I consider to be Good Medicine. (though what REALLY makes me laugh?? what's there to laugh at in this world of darkness and lies???? Its depressing.) And I mean LAUGH, like not ha ha hmm.. I mean BWAHAHAAAHHHH!!!! Now THAT is comedy!. In times of great NEED, when most all else fails.. These are some BOMBs to drop that Good Medicine. Jokes are the method of delivery, or a means to Deliverance, if you Will. and this is One Way to practice Medicine, enjoy! (or not, Free Will and All)

(In the Tone of an Evangelical Preacher)
GEEZUS ! is the name, ABOVE ALL NAMES!

(Jesus speaking)
If I were a food, what would I be? Cheezus Crackers!
And if I were a cheese, what kind would I be?

God is Gouda!...

And let's not even get started on the whole Cheezecratic Inquisition...

Remember Caeser!

 

[truth seeker]

Yes, humor can definitely be a bit of a relief from the horrors of the world so I'm glad you decided to post, cheezemurda49. When you get an opportunity, can you post an intro in the newbies section so that we can get to know you better? It doesn't have to be long, just a little something about yourself and how you found the forum. :)

https://cassiopaea.org/forum/index.php/board,39.0.html