Life before the computer
-memory was something you lost with age
-an application was for employment
-a program was a tv show
-a cursor used profanity
-a keyboard was a piano
-a web was a spider's home
-a virus was the flu
-a CD was a bank account
-a hard drive was a long trip on the road
-a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
-And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy, you just hoped nobody found out
oh, and I'm thinking the reason they blocked it out is because had it been translated into Saudi Arabian(?),the terminology probably would've sounded nonsense to you ...I guess the best I could describe an example would be:
The mouse pad was a place where mice lived would sound like...The cursor receptacle platform used to be where rodents abide.
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