Man called 911 and complained for stealing his cocaine

[Lumiere_du_Code]

Hi guys! I do not know if you've seen already this news, but when I read it, I wanted to write about it here. :)

"A resident of Ohio called 911 and complained to the police at his wife for stealing his cocaine"
(http://russian.rt.com/article/78204)

I immediately recalled a C's joke that is exactly the same :D :
"Do you think is a good idea to call 911 and say that someone is trying to steal your cocaine?"

Oh damn, I have no idea how brainless it have to be to do it

 

[Xico]

this is really funny as a joke, but if it was in real life, poor brainless guy....

 

[Joe]

The mind boggles!

Sept. 13th 1997:

Q: Let me ask this: what I have written to the embassy is not going to cause Ark any trouble, is it?
A: We hope not!
Q: Is there a possibility that it could?
A: What would be your guess? Would you think it a good idea to call "911" to report that someone is trying to steal your cache of cocaine?
Q: Jeez! So, in other words, you are saying I screwed up?!
A: No, when one is learning important lessons, it is not a "screw up."
Q: It's a screw up if something seriously detrimental happens to Ark because of what I did. Now you have me worried. My neck is going to start tightening up and hurting again!
A: Well, my dear, it is better you learn with minor problems to look before you leap, than with explosively major ones down the road.
Q: Alright, help me out here, give me a clue as to how to get out of this mess!
A: It is more of a bugbite... Sometimes one scratches, and sometimes not. And if one scratches, fortunately, it is only rarely then that it gets infected...
Q: It is like a bugbit, don't scratch it?
A: No. To the Poles, it is like a bugbite. But we suggest you not bite the Poles again.

Btw, does this qualify as a "hit" for the Cs??

p.s. Warning to Putin: don't bite the Poles!

 

[Seaniebawn]

Direct Hit

 

[maxtree]

Yes!! This must be a hit.

So funny. AND we have to be careful who to trust

 

[nicklebleu]

I consider this a "bull's eye"!

 

[Peam]

Btw, does this qualify as a "hit" for the Cs??

It's one of the Cs marker events. There's going to be a big error made soon in the Ukraine area. :P

 

[l apprenti de forgeron]

Nice hit! And a very funny one.