Mike Ruppert Strikes Again!

Lisa Guliani

Lisa Guliani

The Living Force
This is the most laughable item I've seen in days...this is from his "From the Wilderness" email "alert".
Ruppert, don't go away mad.
Just go away.

Lisa
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September 20th 2006

FROM CARACAS TO YOU:

Adventures and fun in Venezuela

"I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money"
- Pablo Picasso

Thanks to the numerous donations from my loyal support and earnest followers, I am now able to live fairly well here.

You may have noticed that you can enter our members area for free now. I am certain that this was due to FBI and CIA involvement. Agents (one of which was an attractive young lady) masqueraded as a mariachi band at a local dineria that I happen to frequent. It is no secret that I go there often, and order my pitcher of cerveza and fish tacos nightly, and frolic with the staff and customers.

Soon after the usual festivities began, I noticed that the female agent was attempting to make conversation with me, and was showing particular interest in my laptop case. While she was gazing away, I noticed a shiny implement in her ample cleavage that could only be the glint of an FBI badge. I immediately knew her for what she was - a spy. I was tempted to reach out and grab the badge in disgust, but realized that I shouldn't be so obvious about this - I would play it my way.

Then she ran off with my laptop case, and I tried to give chase, but, I wasn't myself and she made off with my laptop and all of my on-hand cash. I eventually gave up, and walked back, only to discover that my laptop case was sitting next to my chair. Upon reflection, realized that the CIA/FBI downloaded everything from my laptop and returned it before I got back minutes later.

What I need now is more money for a new, more secure laptop, and money to ferret out the girl who pulled this bit of espionage. [Carolyn, insert link to donation page here, please]

It wasn't my intent to make the site free, as the money does filter down to me (and sometimes our writers.) I will continue to urge everyone I know to continue writing about my last days in the States, and I apologize to any of our subscribers who just joined: They spent money where they didn't need to. It happens. Here is the link to the members area, which is now free. That even includes my past newsletters and stories. [Carolyn, insert link to http://www.fromthewilderness.com/members]

Again, I need you to send money so that we can fix this problem. It may seem strange, but PLEASE put "I want this donation to go to Mike Ruppert" where applicable. That's Ruppert with TWO 'P's.

Last quick note: I will not be coming back. Even after the smoke clears. That is why I need your support. The nightlife here is just to entertaining. Sorry folks, get over it. -MCR.

Read eveerything here:
FromTheWilderness.com
-The FTW Team
 
Damage control response by Mike Ruppert's Managing Editor, Carolyn Baker.
She calls the above email alert (see previous post) "fraudulent", yet apparently she doesn't see the biggest fraud in front of her: Mike Ruppert himself.
Then again, maybe she does....
Either way, the above post urges people to donate more money to FTW, which ends up...where?
You would think at this point, nobody in their right mind would want to be caught dead, linked to Ruppert.
You would think.
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
FRAUDULENT EMAIL SENT FROM FTW

Today, September 20, 2006, FTW subscribers received a fraudulent email disguised as and FTW email alert. Long story short, we've been hacked-again. The email is 200% bogus. How do I know? Because I speak with Mike Ruppert every day, and I can verify that he is not "able to live fairly well here" as this ruse states in the first sentence. Not only do I know that Mike did not write this email because its style and tone are not his, but I am profoundly familiar with the nature of his life in Caracas which is spare, austere, and extremely limited on a number of levels, including financial.

Mike recently had his laptop repaired, not because the CIA or FBI downloaded anything into it but because it had mechanical problems, and he did not have his recovery disk with him. HE DOES NOT NEED A NEW LAPTOP; the one he just got back from the computer repair shop works just fine!

FTW has survived this kind of harassment many times, and we will do so once more. We regret this kind of nonsense going into the inboxes of our subscribers, and we thank you for your loyal support.

Carolyn Baker
Managing Editor
From The Wilderness
 
I especially like the 'completely believable' part about the secret agent spy displaying a sparkly FBI badge in her cleavage :lol:
 
The first email sounded a lot like old Mike to me - fixation on women included - what a really pitiful nut-case this guy is. The damage control by Carolyn sounds rather like the mother of a four year old trying to convince her neighbors that, no, Mikey does NOT need a pony - his bicycle works just fine and she's not sure where anyone got that crazy idea in the first place. Carolyn needs to 'run for the hills'.
 
Send me money! .... btw Send me money... oh did i mention i could use some money?

How about money? Do you guys have any Money you can donate to me?

I like other people money, mostly because i don't have to work for it.


BTW... that guy asking for money... that wasn't me, i swear!
 
sleepyvinny said:
I especially like the 'completely believable' part about the secret agent spy displaying a sparkly FBI badge in her cleavage :lol:
Click to expand...
Hmm... from a man's point of view, I suppose it might be hilarious but
what about a woman's point of view? Would that "deception" work? :P
 
Perhaps Mike really was hitting the cervezas pretty hard and decided to share that with his loyal followers. His fevered imagination mixed with the beer came up with a rather amusing, yet incredibly cheesy, B-movie-styled spy thriller. He even managed to throw in some sexual intrigue with the ostensibly well-endowed spy who obviously failed undercover ops 101 and leaves her badge inside her cleavage! Can't get over how beyond stupid that sounds. Just imagine if it were true, you'd wonder what exactly are they teaching over at the academy in Quantico?
 
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