Mystic Mayan Power Cloak

Rabelais

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FOTCM Member
Only $49.95 - and if you order today they will throw in some sacred Mayan power pebbles. Such a deal!

_http://soul2soultreasures.com/mayan_cloak/

Wearing the Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak™ gives you guaranteed immunity from the 2012 apocalypse.

*Survive the Apocalypse in style!
*Raise your Spiritual Vibration!
*Begin an Exciting New Life!
*Master the Power of the Ancients!
*Harness Unlimited Love, Money & Power!
*Marvel at the Anti-fungal, Anti-bacterial fabric that makes bathing & deodorant use obsolete!
*Enjoy Instantaneous Enlightenment!
 
At last we got the Thing !
And it's even possible to have a session in an "Ascension Arm-chair" (I found an ad about it in an health-food store magazine) to be real sure that we'll survive and reach the sky...
:thup:
 
Rabelais said:
Only $49.95 - and if you order today they will throw in some sacred Mayan power pebbles. Such a deal!
[...]
*Marvel at the Anti-fungal, Anti-bacterial fabric that makes bathing & deodorant use obsolete!
[...]

What a Deal.!.!.!
Now I can get rid of that pesky athletes foot that itches sooo much.
What good is "Master the Power of the Ancients" if your feet itch.?.?.?
:dance: :dance: :dance:
 
Apparently 49.99 is the introductory offer, at check-out the invisible power cloak is only 19.99!! :shock:

I know what my family's getting for Christmas! ;D
 
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