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Bushcronium
Mark it on your Periodic Table...........
The densest element yet known to science has been discovered. The new
Element has been named "Bushcronium". Bushcronium has one neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 911. These particles are held
together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast
quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Bushcronium is "W".
Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as these morons
randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become
assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming a large
cluster of idiotopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads
some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons
reach a critical mass also known as "Critical Morass".
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an
element radiating several orders of magnitude more energy, mostly as
incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many
morons.
Mark it on your Periodic Table...........
The densest element yet known to science has been discovered. The new
Element has been named "Bushcronium". Bushcronium has one neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 911. These particles are held
together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast
quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Bushcronium is "W".
Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as these morons
randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become
assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming a large
cluster of idiotopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads
some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons
reach a critical mass also known as "Critical Morass".
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an
element radiating several orders of magnitude more energy, mostly as
incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many
morons.
