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Something I wrote a couple/few days ago and hoped to share. The topic/channel-title is tickle me so I hope this does for someone. It goes from different political topics or ideas-perceptions I have. I hope it tickles someone. 8)
The original has links to some of the subjects.

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Next in the News: A parody of sadness mixed with truth, humor and hope.

By Steve M.
8.6.06

American Pathocratic leader George W. BuSh has set out on his recent campaign of denying humane treatment by allowing Israel to continue its illegal occupation in the lower area of Lebanon.
This act of course is in his mind acceptable collateral damage. I guess he doesn't read the stories about people being Blasted by a missile on the road to safety. As Iraqi Violence escalates people wonder how this is/was allowed to happen as US soldiers were, outside of committing hate crimes and crimes against humanity in Iraq and abroad (gitmo), holding things together for well over the first two years.

Inside sources (my conscious and long standing observation) tell us that some of the violence is caused by what has been secret service type false flag operations by the countries bearing a stake in the Iraq/Afghan conflict. This is of course theory and somewhat speculative, vs. the story our media has come up with in an attempt to paint it all rosy all the while not doing any real investigation of the matter, just believe what your told. It reminds me of my lost golden slippers my pretty.

In the hate crimes and misdemeanors of today's section it appears Bush Seeks Retroactive Immunity From US War Crimes Prosecution all the while Bush Grants Self Permission To Grant Self More Power. How's that for Democracy? And now the Weather.

Heat got you down? One thing that can be done to help along with not BBQ'ing, driving or mowing your lawn is PLANT A TREE!! Tree's give shade, shade cools planet, a smiling planet is a happy planet! Also another little something that came to my attention is that perhaps we could find a color for the roads. You are aware that dark colors absorb heat better yes? So why not something that instead of sucking in the heat and making the planet sweat we use something that reflects the heat and stops boiling our earth? Dial in now, we'll take your call!

Yes caller your on the Air: Caller: "What's with all this global warming crap the Government just said the other day that global warming is still a myth."

Station: "Yes I caught that as well. In fact I am in with that program, this is just.. look I only read the script, like I am supposed to believe that women are baking cookies on their dashboards in places like New Hampshire yeah and cheese is made from milk.. or ain't it? Anyhow, next caller your on the Air!"

Caller: "There was this thing I saw on the internet about some idiot in texas claiming they saw some kind of fireball up in the sky, have you any information on that?"

Station: "Must be like you said, some idiot.. ya know Texas is a big place, they probably have all kinds there. Next caller."

Caller: "I was recently checking out this video called Pentagon Strike on the net from a link at this website, w w w dot signs dash of dash.."

Station: "Wow we seam to have been cut off. Well that's all the time we have here for the weather today. We'll be right back with more murder and mayhem and pointing of fingers, to convince you the non-aggressors are the aggressors, and the blaming of innocent people defending their own land, after these messages!"

-Commercial 1:
(woman) "I used to be depressed. Then I started taking Labotomizer from bush&rum pharmaceuticals L.L.C. and I must say I can't remember what I was even just talking about. So get Labotomizer it can help sweep everything under the rug and make you feel safe. Things are easier for me now, I could care less about anything that is happening around me. I used to suffer from stress, anxiety and depression, with new Labotomizer, I don't even feel concern for my own health or safety. The worlds problems are too big for civilians of a civilized society to be concerned with or get involved with anyway, and our good, wholesome, peace loving leaders would never do anything like attack a sovereign nation (or two), nor would they label people terrorists who are not guilty of anything while putting in another, newer, made in our own image puppet government."

*Background voice (male): Side affects include but are not limited to forgetful thinking, uncaring attitude, acceptance of violence, drueling, instant denial of anything contrary to ones beliefs or false reality and a more enlarged empty feeling in the pit of your soul. No need to have a prescription from your doctor. Disregard all labels and instructions.

*Free doses of Lobotomizer can be had free through all television stations just go to dropyourbrain.gov product ID# 1234567-nobrain. All rights reserved, poopoo publishing NY New York member FDIC Bush&Rum pharmaceuticals L.L.C. a branch of Hollyburton Industries Hollywood California 9 double O-26

-Commercial 2:
Later, on tonight's PHAUX movie - "The Untouchedables" starring G,W-B as da' decidetator who is actually the henchmen of three psychotic sources, Rice, Dick and The Don, emitting an idiot ray right into B's head. How will this quadriplegic sore spot on the universe survive? Find out in Tonight's Exciting Episode of "The Untouchedables" - a Hollyburton Industries original series. Also sponsored by Aspartame* - when "The Don" needs money, he'll eat your brain.

And now back to the News!
 
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