Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder

Mark7

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Despite the nature of the disease, the diagnosis is found with relative ease. A doctor examining his patient’s mind would be most certainly inclined to see if his patient alligns with any of the following signs:

Indications of obsessions

1. Thoughts that are sudden and unprovoked that cause the patient to feel like they're choked, such as the image of a man who is cloaked,
being uncomfortably poked, or being stifled in a room full of smoke.

2. These thoughts have no basis in real life, but still cause considerable strife.

3. Ignorance or suppression is the way the patient deals with this obsession. As described by Professor Grant Ignation, some sufferers also
use thought supplantation.

4 . Patients recognize these thoughts are only in their mind, but find themselves unable to deal with them in kind.

5 . The disorder often entails a preoccupation with small details, which, in many a case, cause the mind to race. (This is usually in a manner
non-amazing, despite possibly suggestive phrasing.)


Indications of compulsions:

1. In this specific illness, repetitive rhymes ease patients' stress. Not avoiding using a public loo or washing of hands after tying a shoe; only
rhyming will do.

2. The assonance has nothing to do with the object of avoidance. However, their neutralization of distress often has them regress into a state
of excess.

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