Oxymorons

[Al Today]

While cleaning out old documents, I came across this:

35. State worker
34. Legally drunk
33. Exact estimate
32. Act naturally
31. Found missing
30. Resident alien
29. Genuine imitation
28. Airline Food
27. Good grief
26. Government organization
25. Sanitary landfill
24. Alone together
23. Small crowd
22. Business ethics
21. Soft rock
20. Butt Head
19. Military Intelligence
18. Sweet sorrow
17. Rural Metro (ambulance service)
16. "Now, then ..."
15. Passive aggression
14. Clearly misunderstood
13. Peace force
12. Extinct Life
11. Plastic glasses
10. Terribly pleased
9. Computer security
8. Political science
7. Tight slacks
6. Definite maybe
5. Pretty ugly
4. Rap music
3. Working vacation
2. Religious tolerance

And the number one top Oxymoron....

1. Microsoft Works

 

[Thomas Alan]

Thanks, Al for the chuckles: :D

When I was in the Army we did say that Military Intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Man aint that the truth! (The guys in MI didn't find this funny for some reason.)

Mac

Edit: added a line.

 

[DreamGod]

One more for the list: Happily married

 

[topdrawer]

:(
Death Benefit

 

[topdrawer]

Up under

 

[Deleted member 8431]

- Honest politician
- Good stress
- Sleepwalking
- Subjective truth
- Real hallucination
- Black light
- Objective believer
- Justified war
- Free human
- Bad cholesterol
- Healing pharmaceuticals
- Democratic state
- Scientific religion
- True lie
- Safe weapon
- False knowledge
- Justice system
- Flat curve
- Big molecule
- Small galaxy
- Friendly psychopath
- Hard water
- Silent scream
- Happy death
- Best enemy
- Worst friend

 

[topdrawer]

:)

Glorious Oblivion

 

[topdrawer]

Mighty weak

 

[topdrawer]

pretty ugly

 

[l apprenti de forgeron]

Psychopathic Soul (or perhaps not so well, considering the 4 d sts, or dudes as Hitler in our reality)

I Am (for the vast majority of humans on this planet, I think)

what a good classic is Military Intelligence!

 

[MoonGlow]

My favorite has always been "Civil War."