Questions and answers

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ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%. I would have given him 100%



Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

* it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??

* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

 

[Maat]

so down to earth !

I guess it's the kind of answers that could come from a computer or an IA, purely logical

 

[ocean59]

Reminds me of high school, where I would ALWAYS question in detail the validity and semantics of the questions and answers we were expected to regurgitate. I couldn't help but LOL while reflecting when reading this list, good find. :)

 

[SeekinTruth]

:D

 

[Rick3]

Hey, those are great. :D. Serious laugh out loud moment there - and the answers were brilliant in their own way.

I was so bad at maths that my teacher gave me a box of chocolates for getting 6% in test - and a pat on the shoulder. My 'norm' was 2%. :(

 

[I am 1.]

Exactly the answers Cleverbot would give...thumbs up for logical thinking and for thinking outside the box. ( I bet this student even coloured outside of the lines! ) ;D

 

[SeekinTruth]

Hi, I am 1. Welcome to the forum. :) Since this is your first post, thought I'd let you know that it's customary to introduce yourself and tell how you found the forum, what material you've already read, etc. in the "Newbies" section of the forum http://cassiopaea.org/forum/index.php?board=39.0. It doesn't have to reveal too much personal information. You can take a look at how others have done it. Again, welcome and I look forward to your participation.