Songs against smoking bans

[luc]

Woke up one morning to the news of another smoking ban, this time in France (prohibition of smoking on beaches, in parks etc.). Got so angry that I scribbled down some lyrics, and fired up the AI Slop Engines to create 2 song versions, one for beach party purposes and one as a reminder that humanity used to be slightly less stupid. Warning: explicit language :)

 

[Oxajil]

Nice!

 

[loreta]

ooooh, I love your song. Specially the F·····y··· and you will die of Alzheimer! Superb. Congratulations!

Here on my island, we can not smoke a cigarette on the beach.

 

[Breo]

What a wonderful song! Both versions! Though as an elderly lady, I lean a tiny bit to the 50ties edition.
Thank you, really made my day ...

 

[iamthatis]

Please do more. Especially the 1950's vibe!

 

[luc]

Put it on Spotify etc. while I was at it:

 

[Zar]

Well done! Great vibes all around.

 

[Arwenn]

Love the 50s edition! What a glamorous era, they even smoked their cigarettes with grace and elegance. Nice work!

 

[Breo]

What a glamorous era, they even smoked their cigarettes with grace and elegance

Thought so too :) Everything is a bit brighter with grace and elegance. Instead we have now fake wake robot charms.

 

[Jones]

Went to the tobacconist to restock yesterday and was told that as a part of the new smoking laws that come into effect as of July 1st here, they will no longer be able to supply the micro-slim filters that I like. There will only be one size filter. In other words I will have to role fatter cigarettes than I prefer if I want to keep using filters! Lol. Makes no sense.

 

[987baz]

haha someone finally found a good use for the AI music tools .. parody and humour will ensue!! nice work Luc

yup .. nanny state F#$kWits .. nicotine bad, coz science ... just goes to show how much they fear nicotine ... funny thing is, more kids are buying black market vapes than ever before .. so the criminals are loving it and making a fortune ..