Has anyone else ever been bothered by just how sticky water is? I just got out of the shower and I was covered with water and I realized how much I really just did not want to be wet. I had to get a towel to try to scrub the water off. And it's still there. I can still feel it. I managed to get most of it off but it's all over my hair and everything!!! You know, if water were just a little bit slimy everyone would puke when they had to get clean. That's what water feels like to me right now.... sticky slime... but not. Besides the chemical reasons and all, I don't see why we couldn't get ourselves clean with liquid mercury. Besides the fact that it beads up really nice into this neat little pile and isn't so sticky, think of how freakin awesome showers would be! You could put a disco ball and crazy lights in the shower and omg could you imagine a liquid mercury shower on acid?!?! Thunderstorms would be the single most stunningly mind blowing thing in existence. In conclusion, earth is boring.