What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
What do you get when you cross a parrot & a centipede?
A walkie-talkie.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
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