Who's there?

[treesparrow]

Some slightly wacky Knock Knock jokes - hopefully amusing :).

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Knock! knock!

Who's there?

Isabel

Isabel who?

Isabel on a bicycle really necessary?

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Hanna

Hanna who?

Hanna partridge in a pear tree.

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Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Mikey

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes a nice place you got here.

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Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Euripides.

Euripides who?

Euripides jeans, you pay for them.

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash

Cash who?

I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut.

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked. Open up!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Sam and Janet

Sam and Janet who?

Sam and Janet evening, you may see a stranger

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice door open, or what?

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alien

Alien who?

Just how many aliens do you know?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ammonia.

Ammonia who?

Ammonia little kid.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there? Please Hold. Your Knock is important to me. Your knock will be answered in the order it was knocked.

 

[Onisaki]

I want to know what it is ?

 

[Gawan]

I want to know what it is ?

Actually, seeing as this is your first post on the forum, we would appreciate it if you would post a brief intro about yourself in the Newbies section, telling us how you found this forum, how long you've been reading it and/or the SOTT page, whether or not you've read any of Laura's books yet, etc.