Why did Mr. Potato Head have a phone?

[lewis_86]

........................................... just in case Mr. Onion Rings... :P ;D

 

[Mountain Crown]

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.


What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

 

[shellycheval]

A verb joke--took me a minute this morning!

 

[lewis_86]

Jerry - both terrible! :P

Shelly - Yeah, it's a slow burner :)

 

[shellycheval]

lewis_86

Jerry - both terrible! :P

Yeah but there is something about these silly jokes that are actually word puns that make us laugh!

Here's my favorite joke--word pun--from when I was five years old--it's right up there with Mr. Potato Head ;D:

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?"

 

[Nancy2feathers]

This year May flowers will bring a super moon! :)

 

[Nancy2feathers]

Revised: May flowers bring June super moon powers! :)

 

[lewis_86]

I really regret buying these koi carp...

I wish I'd have got more outgoing ones... ;D