4 Worms!!

[Vulcan59]

Got this in my email today. Thought I share it here.

A Pastor decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

1.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
2. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
3. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
4. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Pastor reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Pastor asked the congregation 'What did you learn from this demonstration???'

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service.....

Keep on smokin...

 

[FireShadow]

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa....

 

[Vulcan59]

And Laura had a more appropriate response = Worms R Us! :D :D

 

[Alejo]

:D:D hilarious !!!

 

[Lauranimal]

4 Worms and a Sermon


Pastor Sauer decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Pastor reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead [lets change this one to gluten ]

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So Pastor asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration?


Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service --

 

[Luis Miguel]

 

[Alejo]

i had hear it before, but it still gives me a chuckle ! :D:D

 

[rylek]

:)