A new element added to the periodic table

[domi]

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science.


The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one
neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant
deputy neutrons, giving it an Atomic mass of 311. These 311 particles
are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by
vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for
Bushcronium is "W".


Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, since each
reorganization causes more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists
to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in conc entration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to
as "Critical Morass."


When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an
element which radiates orders of magnitude, more energy, albeit as
incoherent noise, since it has just as many peons but twice as many
morons.

Now if only we can figure out what the half life is of this darn thing.

 

[aurora]

A new breakthrough ! When Bushcronium interacts with the element petroleum the result is petrodollarium but when it ienters into a reaction with muslimanium the resulting element is warrium which enters into a chain reaction automatically shedding a scarlet light. Better leave Bushcronium alone. When left alone, it disintegrates rapidly, left with almost no detectable mass.