A story to tickle your heart bone. :)

I saw it but I couldn't feel the heart bone tickling.

So I opened up my chest to try to figure out if something was wrong with it and was shocked to discover I only have the heart muscle without any bone whatsoever.

So I instantly called a doctor to ask him to find one for me and he refered me to another doctor.

Now I called the other doctor but it seems like he was a phychiatrist. So I thought it was just a mistake but he said he wanted to meet me.

When I got there they were waiting for me with a wheelchair and needle. I thought it was for sedation but then I noticed I had forgotten to wear pants that day so I went back home.

After putting a pair of jeans, I noticed my faucet was leaking so I called a plumber. He said he would come tomorrow and I said fine.

Then I noticed I wore my pants inside-out so I had to flip them. While doing so I ripped the crotch area so I had to sow it.

This had my mind running for a while and then I suddenly remembered about my missing heart bone problem.

So I went to university in medecine and after getting my Ph. D. I concluded that there was no heart bone.

And on top of it, I discovered I had no legs. How the heck did I managed to drive my car and walk all these years?

Wait, was it legs or ovaries? I'm not sure anymore.

I'm confused.

:shock:

Actually, that was quite heart warming for sure. I just felt like making a spontaneous joke.

Nice story.

Thanks.
 
JayMark said:
So I went to university in medecine and after getting my Ph. D. I concluded that there was no heart bone.

And on top of it, I discovered I had no legs. How the heck did I managed to drive my car and walk all these years?

Wait, was it legs or ovaries? I'm not sure anymore.

I'm confused.
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Ahhh yeah, I can tell.

You didn't forget to open the windows while you were painting or something like that did ya?
 
Guardian said:
JayMark said:
So I went to university in medecine and after getting my Ph. D. I concluded that there was no heart bone.

And on top of it, I discovered I had no legs. How the heck did I managed to drive my car and walk all these years?

Wait, was it legs or ovaries? I'm not sure anymore.

I'm confused.
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Ahhh yeah, I can tell.

You didn't forget to open the windows while you were painting or something like that did ya?
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If by painting you mean spilling a jar of ether on the floor, wiping it up with my scarf that I immediately put back around my neck just before spending 30 minutes in a small sealed room doing breathing exercises, then yes, I am guilty.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go walk my trash bags for a few days.

*Gazes at the wall motionless*
 
JayMark said:
If by painting you mean spilling a jar of ether on the floor, wiping it up with my scarf that I immediately put back around my neck just before spending 30 minutes in a small sealed room doing breathing exercises, then yes, I am guilty.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go walk my trash bags for a few days.

*Gazes at the wall motionless*
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Ahhh, now that explains how we went from a lovely story about the DCM linking up a "need, but don't have" with a "have, but don't need" to you not knowing the difference between legs and ovaries.

BTW, you might want to take that scarf off before you take your trash bags for a stroll. :rolleyes:
 
What a wonderful story. In the immortal words of 80's television character, Hannibal (The A-Team), "I love it when a plan comes together".

For a moment I was stumped with the word "kinder" in the term kinder care, thinking it meant a care provider more kind than another, then I noticed the mention of day care fuether in the post and realized you were using the Germanic version of the word for child. Doh!

I think this is a great example fo paying it forward, with no expectation or anticipation, just an act of kindness looking to fill a need. Bless you and Eric.

Gonzo
 
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