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So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty.
My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits.
I instantly knew it was one of theirs.
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I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones.
I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home.
(Don't judge me
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Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
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Note: This is S h a r e d from a Facebook site, not a true story about me, ;-)
 
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