Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera vs. Pink

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Hey, no fair. You make jokes on our serious threads and we can't get serious on your joke threads? ;)

atreides said:
Hence the anti-conspiracy rant. I want this particular discussion to be filled with a certain quality of mindlessness :)
 
This isn't a democracy, it's a atrocracy, and I am the atrectator.
 
Yep, movin on up. But not many people have been addressing the topic at hand.
 
LOL i never thought I would see a topic like this on this forum.

OK OK. I have to say that I also hate North-American pop culture. And so BS and CA are at the top of my most HATED list. So I'm gonna have to go with Pink, then CA (cause she's got a BIG voice) and then BS. She just dosen't have anything at all. Also, not to get off topic but I really like
kyle Minogue. (She's # 1) :)
 
Yes the water circles the other way as determined in the infamous QFG "Which way does water spiral down the drain?" topic a few years ago.

Now for more important matters at hand. Pink vs Britney Vs Christine Aguilera.

All are on Sony BMG labels Arista, Jive, RCA... I was going to take the "lawyer-line" so no matter who won, the lawyers would take matters over after the knockdown. So they are equal there.

Looking at a genetic history to see who has the genetic predisposition to go postal.

Pink: she is of Irish American, German American and Lithuanian-Jewish heritage.

Aguilera's father was born in Guayaquil, Ecuador, while her mother, a Newfoundlander, has German, English, Irish and Dutch ancestry.

Britney: seems to be of Baptist Anglo background. Spears was born in McComb, Mississippi,[2] and raised Southern Baptist in Kentwood, Louisiana. Her parents are James Parnell Spears, a building contractor, and Lynne Irene Bridges (born 1956), a former grade school teacher. Her maternal grandmother, Lillian Woolmoore (1924-1993), was an English war-bride, who met Spears's maternal grandfather, Barnett O'Field Bridges (1919-1978), in England during WWII, and subsequently moved with him to the US. Her paternal grandparents were June Austin Spears (born 1930) and Emma Jean Forbes.

Given the history of the British and the Baptists, I nominate Spears.
 
Johnno said:
Now for more important matters at hand. Pink vs Britney Vs Christine Aguilera.

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Hmm...if those are the choices, then I have to say that Pink (although, without a doubt... hehe...I prefer other punk diva - Gwen Stefani). But I also liked Pink's video's like Stupid girl or Don't let me get me. Seems genuine enough for me.
There is no comparison to media created, fabricated, mannequin like blond creatures like Spears or Aguilera.
So what if Aguilera has a pretty voice. Every time I see her image and hear her voice, I experience cognitive dissonance.
 
Hate to tell you what I experience, anyway, I agree, Stefani would break all of them off cause girl can do mad pups. Too bad punbb doesn't have built in polling, maybe there's a plugin for it, ionno. Oh, which reminds me, if you need anything let me know, I could send over some chocolates n stuff, as payback for the DS9, which has been watched and fully appreciated, dankes ;) :) ;)
 
No chocolates required...only your sinful soul...muhahaha...
And which reminds me of something I forgot:
""Shields up! Rrrrred alert!" ;)

If I'll be quick, you may also see Pickard santa.
 
I can't believe this thread is 5 pages long now.

"A" influences FTW! :)

Don
 
Careful homie, now that my personal bodyguard Keit is here, you might wanna check yo self, she's like a black belt it 50 karates that are only marginally different! Ten fingers, Ten toes, 20 ways to die. She just might vorpal you with her +2 sword.

YAY! Picanta and Riker Claus! Dude I haven't seen TNG in like forever, I smell a marathon. My current record for trek is 13 hours, my buffy skillz are way ahead, 22 hours, so there's room for improvement.
 
atreides said:
She just might vorpal you with her +2 sword.
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I have a new one. Sundering sword of "B" influences (rare gold).
Max STO dmg 15-22 +15% attack vs psychopaths.
 

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