Adaryn said:
I love that one, saw it on Laura's van:
The seminar on time travel will be held next last week
:D
Excellent!!
Love these:
I have a perfect body. It's your vision that's defective
or:
Don't believe everything you think
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
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I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability
or:
If you can read this, you're not the president
or:
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
or:
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years
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How do I set a laser printer to stun?
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I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes
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First things first, but not necessarily in that order
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I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. :D :D :D
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If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
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Thank God I'm an atheist ;) ;) ;D ;D