Canadians go to Washington over terrorism-related concerns

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The heads of Canadian agencies, led by Canada's ambassador to the U.S., will meet with American lawmakers in Washington Thursday to try to refute recent allegations that Canada has become a safe haven for terrorists.

It will be awfully hard to refute these accusations, as we in Canada are harbouring a large fifth column of terrorists led by Stephen Harper. Can the Americans show us how to protect ourselves from these mutants?