Steve M.
Jedi Master
I sat down with a few thoughts last night thinking about Democracy and some symbols. I thought I'd share a few commercial ideas I came up with. Hopefully no one takes any offense. The subjects are Democracy Pills and Creams (Creme's). Hopefully someone gets a kick out of them. I'm considering grabbing up a camera and trying to make them into something, 'but,' I find I'm very monotone on camera.. Here goes..
Democracy Hemorrhoid Crème
I was having real trouble again with my hemorrhoids after our new dictator was (s)elected. I had tried several other Creams, and then a friend of mine introduced me to all new “Democracy Hemorrhoid Crème.” At first it almost felt like something was working, but then there were no positive results. I wrote the company @ Whitehouse USA to ask why Democracy wasn’t working, and they said it was, just ask Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Honduras, etc.. I called Iraq and Afghanistan and both implied that the use of Democracy Hemorrhoid Crème was not working.
It seems the reality about Democracy and the story the company is giving are not too well coordinated.
There ought to be a documentary, for a better solution than news/commercials, telling everyone to use Democracy Hemorrhoid Crème and it should be made public.
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New Democracy Pill Discovered.
Thanks to the Federal Government a new pill that causes non-Democratic citizens/inhabitants to become Democratic is in the making/testing phase.
So far the only side-effects known are Diarrhea, Dementia, Suicide, Water-boarding, Money Laundering, Drug-trafficking and Murder of Innocent – children, women and men. A few other known side affects/illnesses that may come into effect are, but not limited to Religious fanaticism, more acceptance to psychopathic influence, Control fanaticism, fascism (in the name of democracy), Arms smuggling, War on Terror, etc..
If any of these symptoms occur ask your doctor if Democracy is right for you.
Democracy Hemorrhoid Crème
I was having real trouble again with my hemorrhoids after our new dictator was (s)elected. I had tried several other Creams, and then a friend of mine introduced me to all new “Democracy Hemorrhoid Crème.” At first it almost felt like something was working, but then there were no positive results. I wrote the company @ Whitehouse USA to ask why Democracy wasn’t working, and they said it was, just ask Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Honduras, etc.. I called Iraq and Afghanistan and both implied that the use of Democracy Hemorrhoid Crème was not working.
It seems the reality about Democracy and the story the company is giving are not too well coordinated.
There ought to be a documentary, for a better solution than news/commercials, telling everyone to use Democracy Hemorrhoid Crème and it should be made public.
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New Democracy Pill Discovered.
Thanks to the Federal Government a new pill that causes non-Democratic citizens/inhabitants to become Democratic is in the making/testing phase.
So far the only side-effects known are Diarrhea, Dementia, Suicide, Water-boarding, Money Laundering, Drug-trafficking and Murder of Innocent – children, women and men. A few other known side affects/illnesses that may come into effect are, but not limited to Religious fanaticism, more acceptance to psychopathic influence, Control fanaticism, fascism (in the name of democracy), Arms smuggling, War on Terror, etc..
If any of these symptoms occur ask your doctor if Democracy is right for you.
