Dick Cheney's heart transplant

[Lilou]

Love it:

Dick Cheney gets heart. Bush to meet The Wizard about brain this afternoon.

This was my favorite too.

[quote author=shellycheval]
On a serious note, there is plenty of anecdotal evidence that the cellular memory in heart tissue can affect the new recipient . . . could be interesting.
shellycheval
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I also thought of that, but without the proper wiring for human emotions, I doubt the heart will be able to over-ride any of Dick's choices. Maybe the heart will just refuse to function over the long haul.


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[Laura M. C.]

"Yeah, and they probably had top physicists in the OR so they could insert the heart into a Black Hole!"


LOL! ;)

 

[Deleted member 8431]

Doctors: "Sorry Mr Cheney, we couldn't find an appropriate donor. Instead, we have decided to graft an old bag of used medical gloves inside your chest."

Cheney: "Damnation! Does it mean I'll have emotions?"

Doctors: "No chance."

Cheney: "Good, good..."