Direct from Al CIA DUH: Osama Bin Laden Dispatched the Undie Bomber

[NormaRegula]

It's been almost a month since Christmas, and the Secret Team's favorite terrorist avatar makes a vid "appearance" claiming he and his evil cohorts were behind the evil Panty Bomber.

Sheesh...they really are getting desperate. Sloppy...obvious...yet sadly, there are more than a few idiots who still buy into this garbage.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100124/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_al_qaida_airline_attack

 

[Kasimir]

Sheesh...they really are getting desperate. Sloppy...obvious...yet sadly, there are more than a few idiots who still buy into this garbage.

I'm not so sure about that. They say in the news that a journalist and al-Qaida expert Abdelbari Atwan believes that the voice on tape is Osama bin Laden. And the news also refers to these authorities: Phil Rees, Henry Wilkinson, Omar Ashour and Sajjan Gohel. Very convincing fearmongering.

 

[NormaRegula]

The Yahoo AP News title has changed a bit from earlier.

Now it says that Osama endorses the failed attempt of the Undie Bomber...and that authorities have no evidence that he and his Al CIA-Duh cohorts had anything to do with it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ml_al_qaida_airline_attack

 

[Joe]

The Yahoo AP News title has changed a bit from earlier.

Now it says that Osama endorses the failed attempt of the Undie Bomber...and that authorities have no evidence that he and his Al CIA-Duh cohorts had anything to do with it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ml_al_qaida_airline_attack

Well I'm sooooooo shocked!

Maybe it was the same "bin laden" as on this tape?

http://web.archive.org/web/20061205022337/http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1038524483919&call_pageid=968332188492&col=968705899037

Bin Laden tape a fake, Swiss lab says

Nov. 28, 2002

PARIS (AP) - The latest audiotape statement attributed to accused terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden is not authentic, a Swiss research institute said.

The Lausanne-based Dalle Molle Institute for Perceptual Artificial Intelligence said it is 95-per-cent certain the tape does not feature the voice of the long-absent terrorist leader.

The review of the tape was commissioned by France-2 television and its findings were presented by the institute's Professor Herve Boulard in a special TV report shown late Thursday.

He said the institute compared the voice on the tape, first aired two weeks ago on Al-Jazeera, an Arabic television network, with some 20 earlier recordings of bin laden.

U.S. experts maintain the tape will likely never be fully authenticated because its poor quality defies complete analysis by even the most sophisticated voice-print technology.

But U.S. experts who have heard it generally support the conclusion by U.S. law-enforcement officials that it probably is bin Laden speaking.

In the tape, the speaker refers to recent terrorist strikes U.S. officials believe are connected to bin Laden's Al Qaeda network. If fully verified, it would provide the first evidence in a year that bin Laden survived U.S. bombing in Afghanistan.

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